【正文】 person! horrible: 可怕的 噢，天！！我得離開這！！你可太可怕！ Joanna: Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!! 不要－不要。如果其中有任何一件你確是如此認為的話， I must not be a very good assistant. Y?know what? assistant: 助理 那我都不是一個好助理。我要哭了，并不因為傷心和生氣， but just of me having this discussion with you. discussion: 討論 只因為我要跟你繼續(xù)下面的談話 Joanna: Rachel, please, doesn?t make a scene. make a scene: 吵架 Rachel，請不要這樣。 [Scene: Rachel?s office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.] confront: 面對 interview： 面試 Rachel: (entering Joanna?s office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview. 呣， Joanna？我想跟你談談那個面試。 You?re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and apiece of celery. marinara: 海員式沙司 sauce: 調(diào)味汁 tomato juice: 番茄醬 vodka: 伏特加酒 celery: 芹菜 你們的意式沙拉嘗起來就像是番茄汁！你們應該加些伏特加酒與芹菜末 Allesandro: Hey! I?m proud of that sauce, it?s delicious. delicious: 美味的 嘿！我為那果汁驕傲，很美味。 Allesandro: Just give me a chance to… 給我一個機會吧。re just gonna put it back in again. silly: 愚蠢的 如果拿下來又要放回去，那不是很蠢嗎？ Monica: Haven?t we made this decision? make decision: 做決定 我們有決定要買水床么？ Phoebe: Yeah, all right. (Starts to leave) 哦，是沒有，算了。 ” (To Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place. lay into: 以言辭攻擊 哇！你可真是在控訴這家餐廳呀！ Monica: Hey, they don?t pay me a penny a word to make friends. penny: 便士 嘿，他們又不是付給我 1 元 /百字來跟餐廳交朋友的。s, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack ofnewspapers.] a stack of: 一堆 huge:巨大 的 Monica: Hey! My first review is out! review: 評論 嘿！我的第一篇評論出爐了！ Phoebe: Ohh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter, ohh, this used to keep me so warm. Chelsea: 切爾西 reporter: 通訊員 哦！《切爾西報道》，我流浪的時候常拿它來蓋在身上御寒。 Mrs. Lynch: I notice that you?ve been trusted with a lot of rather importantresponsibilities. trust with: 托付 responsibility: 責任 我注意到你被委托了不少重要的職責 Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me. incredible: 難以置信的 mentor: 指導者 哦是的， Joanna 確實是對我有知遇之恩 Joanna: Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. bagel: 百吉餅 哦。是 Gandolf?。?！ (On phone) So, are you in town? (Listens) (Disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next timethen. (Hangs up) in town: 在鎮(zhèn)上 disappointed: 失望的 那么，你到了么？噢，那么下次吧！ Ross: What happened? 怎么了？ Chandler: He does not gonna make it, he?s stuck in Chicago. make it: 及時到達 be stuck in: 困在 他沒法來了，他被絆在芝加哥了 Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago is sooo lucky! 噢！芝加哥可太 ~~~幸運了！ Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money! stupid: 愚蠢的 useless: 無用的 Canadian money: 加元 我還蠢得去換了 這些 tmd 加拿大元！！ [Scene: Bloomingdale’s, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna thehiring mittee.] Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. Impressive: 令人印象深刻的 resume: 履歷 你的工作經(jīng)歷還不錯， Green 小姐。 Y?know you?re never know what?s gonna end up happening, gonna: 美 將要 (=going to) end up: 最終 你將無法知道下一步將發(fā)生什么， you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia! a couple of: 幾杯 Nova Scotia: 新斯科舍 (加拿大省名 ) 你開始只不過是跟他去喝兩杯，但當你醒來時你卻發(fā)現(xiàn)躺在加拿大 Nova Scoti 省的一條漁船上！ Joey: Really?! 真的？！ Chandler: Oh yeah, it?s beautiful country up there. country: 地方 噢，是的。 Although, I might need some convincing. convincing: 有說服力的 雖然我對此并不十分信服。 actually I?m on the hiring mittee, 那好吧，其實我也是招聘委員會的一員， so there?ll be at least one friendly face. at least: 至少 friendly: 友善的 所以你去的時候至少可以看到張熟面孔 Rachel: Ohh! That?s great! 噢！太好了！ Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. 你知道，我也是從初級文員干起的。 Rachel: Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring mittee is meeting people all dayand… hire: 雇傭 mittee: 委員會 招聘委員會將整天都接見有意向的人員，而且。 Gandolf 就像是 ”舞會魔法師 ”！ Joey: Well, why do you call him Gandolf? 你們?yōu)槭裁唇兴?”Gandolf”？ Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didn?t you read Lord of theRings in high school? confused: 困惑的 Lord of the Rings: 《指環(huán)王》 Gandolf－魔法師?；ɑü觽冏⒁?！他是誰？ Ross: Mike Gandolf Ganderson, only like the funniest guy in the world. funny: 有趣的 guy: 家伙 Mike “Gandolf” Ganderson，世上最有趣的家伙！ Chandler: I?m gonna call and get off work tomorrow! get off work: 下班 我得打電話，明天請假！ Ross: I?m gonna call after you! 你請完我也請假！ Chandler: This is gonna be so cool, dude, we never party anymore! dude: 老兄 這太 cool 了，我們不再需要去其他什么舞會了。 Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready toparty? 嘿，伙計！嘿， Ross，回答我：要去舞會嗎？ Ross: I don?t know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, a couple of: 幾個 beer: 啤酒 我不知道，我也許能出去喝點啤酒， but there?s this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planningto watch. bumblebee: 大黃蜂 Discovery Channel: 探索頻道【是全球最具影響力的科學探索頻道】 但我打算看 Discovery 頻道的 ”大黃蜂 ”節(jié)目。 Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her. definitely: 肯定地 噢，現(xiàn)在想起來了，我肯定見過她！ OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。 Phoebe: Okayyyyy, open up! open up: 睜開 好，可以睜開了！ [They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.] stunned: 震驚的 van: 貨車 Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitching van! bitching: 好極的 你要讓我們看什么？因為我們看到的只有這輛棒 ~~~極了的貨車！ Phoebe: Yeah, it?s for our catering business! 那是我們備辦伙食用的！ Joey: I think I know that girl. 嘿，我想我見過那女孩。然后穿過大街，呣，很好。 Phoebe: And also, we don?t know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and thegirl?s nipples light up.) nipple:乳頭 turn on: 打開 switch: 開關 light up: 點亮 噢！而且我們還不知道準備拿這個怎么辦。 Monica: Oh. 噢。 So tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude! dude: 花花公子 所以明天我們要跟 Gandolf 去舞會，花花公子！ Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party! gonna: 美 將要 (=going to) 花花公子，我們要去舞 ~~會 ~~！ Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy? 喔，好了。 Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard! gonna: 美 將要 (=going to) wizard: 男巫 Joey，你會喜愛這個人的。事實上，我是