【正文】 , take a moment here and think about what you‘re asking of me. Ross: I‘m asking you to do me a favor. {Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.} Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife! Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. [Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.] Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane. Chandler: Well you did pull his hair. Monica: He took my snack! Chandler: I‘m not getting into this again! Monica: Okay! Oh God, y‘know what? It‘s really bad. Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.) Monica: This doesn‘t mean anything, does it? Chandler: No! Monica: Okay. [Scene: Phoebe‘s cab, she‘s driving, Joey‘s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.] Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker‘s face), a rapist or a killer or something! Joey: Don‘t you think I asked him that before he got in?! Phoebe: Y‘know what? I‘m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?! Hitchhiker: No! Phoebe: Do you like car games? Hitchhiker: Yeah, y‘know the license plate game? Phoebe: I love the license plate game! Joey: Ooh, I‘ll play! I‘ll play! Phoebe: NoNo! You need your sleep. Nightnight! Shh! (She closes the partition.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。know? 你就是個該離婚的人 . Oh 對 ! 不 不是 , 那才不是我的招牌 ! 我不喜歡離婚 ! 你喜歡 ! 這是你第三次離婚 ! 你太喜歡 39。含羞草 39。 you have to drive it back. Joey: I don‘t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you e with me? Phoebe: I don‘t know, it‘s such a long trip. Joey: It‘ll be great! Wewe could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship. Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance? Joey: Sure? Phoebe: All right. Although I don‘t think we need one, I never stopped loving you. (Chandler and Monica enter.) Chandler: Hi! Joey: Hey. Monica: Hey. Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet? Phoebe: Umhmm, yeah. They left me a message。re standing there dumbstruck.) Monica: Whoa! Chandler: Oh my God! Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Phoebe: Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.) (Chandler and Monica are stunned again.) Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!! (Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.) Attendant: (scolding them) NNo running in the chapel! Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Don‘t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.) Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hey! Monica: What are you guys doing here? Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn‘t that why you guys are here? Chandler: Yes! Well thatyes. Monica: Why else would we be here? Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it? Chandler: We actually missed it. Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn‘t have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel! Monica: This is insane! Phoebe: What‘s the big deal, y‘know? It‘s not like it‘s a real marriage. Chandler: What?! Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you‘re only married in Vegas. Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you‘re married everywhere. Phoebe: (shocked) Really?! Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh my God!—Eh! Well… Opening Credits {Transciber‘s note: In case you haven‘t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they‘re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…} [Scene: Rachel‘s hotel room, she‘s waking up with a horrendous hangover.] Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.) (Suddenly, there‘s movement beside her, startling her. It‘s Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.) Ross: Why are we in bed together? Rachel: I don‘t know. Dodo you have any clothes on? Ross: (checks) Yeah. Rachel: Really?! Ross: No! But wewe didn‘t have…sex uh, did we? I mean, I don‘t remember much about last night, it was such a blur. Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot. 601 離開拉斯維加斯 Okay! 就這么著 ! 我們要結(jié)婚了 ! 你確定你愿意嗎 ? ,Ross太太 ! Well,你好 ,Rachel先生 ! 等等 ! Okay! Whoa! Oh my God! 快點 Pheebs! 快 ! 快 ! 快 ! 快 ! Okay! Okay! Okay! Oh my God!! 所有人都要結(jié)婚嗎 ?!! 不要在教堂里跑 ! Hey! 別給我講你們那些 ... Hey! Hey! 你們來這干嗎 ? Ross和 Rachel留了口信說， 他們要結(jié)婚 ! 你們不是為這事來嗎 ? 是的 ! 那 是的 . 還會 有別的原因嗎 ? Well! 都發(fā)生什么了 ?! 我們錯過了嗎 ? 實際上我們也錯過了 . Well, 如果能在教堂里跑的話就不會了 ! 這也太瘋狂了 ! 沒什么大不了的 , y39。s carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!) Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.) Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.) (They storm out into the street.) Rachel: Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay! (She goes one way。601 The One After Vegas 601 The One After Vegas [Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.] Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We39。re gonna get married! Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?