【正文】 who39。t worry, those are the right letters.Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!Joey: I can39。T39。R39。t look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?Chandler: Well, I39。sshe39。re like the three hocketeers.Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled) . Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair) ?Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!Joey: Look, I don39。 Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?Chandler: No, Janice.Joey: Janice. 39。 say?Joey: I say, 39。s Count Rushmore!!Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What39。do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to e rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。t you at work?Monica: Oh, theythey sent me home.Rachel: Why?Monica: Because I don39。s the moment, whenwhen, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.Rachel: Did you ever do thethe Leia thing?Phoebe: Oh, yeah, ummm. Oh!Rachel: Really! Thatthat great huh?Phoebe: No it39。s bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....　Ross: Hmm?Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.Rachel: Hmm.Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Well honey, what about you?Ross: What?Rachel: I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?Ross: No.Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!Ross: Nope.Rachel: Ross, you know what...Ross: What?Rachel: ...if you tell me, I might do it.Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?Rachel: Yeah.Ross: Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia. Rachel: Oooh!Ross: Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]Phoebe: Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.Rachel: Really!Phoebe: Um, um. It39。s our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.Joey: Yeah, we39。s first? Huh? Ross?Ross: Well I39。s the spirit I39。sshe39。re really cute.Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she39。t blink or anything.Rachel: Well, you know I39。t he called. Why hasn39。m just so tired ofof missing 　him. I39。t it39。s cereal) Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. (Ross gives her this look, like 39。s weird, but you know what I don39。s some of Richard39。m not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face) [Scene: Rachel and Monica39。m not yanking you.Joey: This is Janice.Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you39。 her.Chandler: Nope, not this time.Joey: Come on, quite yankin39。ll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.Joey: Bbye Janice. So when ya39。t kiss you, and then you39。t you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I39。s any way I could ever do that.Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning.Chandler: Hey, you know what, here39。s cigar butts out on the terrace, so.Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.[Scene: Chandler and Joey39。s The Boss.Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Danza.(Monica enters from her bedroom) Phoebe: Hi Monica!Ross: Hey Mon!Rachel: Hey Mon!　(she just walks straight into the bathroom) Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all?Ross: Nope.Rachel: No, it39。 ya that girl totally winked at me.All: Did not, she did not wink at you... (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers) .Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) Opening Credits[Scene: Rachel and Monica39。301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]Joey: I39。m tellin39。s, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.Phoebe: See, II think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who39。s been three nights in a row.Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard39。s, Joey is ing in from the 　bedroom]Chandler: Morning.Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes?Chandler: Yeah, like there39。s a thought. Why 　don39。m such a grown up.Janice: (laughs) III gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.Chandler: Well, maybe I won39。ll have to stay.Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!　Janice: I39。 dumpin39。 me.Chandler: I39。re not breaking up with her. No blinking.Chandler: (looks him in the eye) I39。s, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.Rachel: What?!Monica: It39。s hair! (holds it close to 　Ross) What do I do with this?Ross: Gettin