【正文】 哦，是的， Dennis正在導(dǎo)演一部百老匯的戲劇 我想我們沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)面，我是 Joey Tribiani Dennis Phillips、 噢， 我一直都很崇拜你的作品。我想我們以前沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)吧 我是 Monica的哥哥 噢，你好。是這雙新鞋，它們太滑了 你還準(zhǔn)備跳舞嗎 ? 為什么不 有一點(diǎn)值得欣慰 ,至少我們不引人注目 那么，準(zhǔn)備說(shuō)出來(lái)了嗎 ? 沒(méi)有 那現(xiàn)在呢 ? 不 好吧 , 那我們談?wù)勂渌氖掳? 孩子的父親是誰(shuí) ? 你瞧，親愛(ài)的，你知道嗎？我甚至都沒(méi)告訴他， 所以在他知道之前，我想我不應(yīng)該告訴其他人 沒(méi)錯(cuò)。 HHmm. James Brolin? 噢 ,知道了 我一時(shí)只想起了兩個(gè)人的名字，他和 Ed Begley Jr 然后我記得 Ed Begley ，所以?? Ed Begley ！ 真的？ 非常感謝 女士們先生們， 我很榮幸地為大家介紹一對(duì)新人 —— Chandler Bing夫婦 ! 在我們?cè)谀侵埃覟槟銣?zhǔn)備了一份禮物。） 孩子的父親是誰(shuí) ? 沒(méi)錯(cuò) ! 我不能說(shuō) 為什么？ 為什么不能說(shuō) ? Monica: Phoebe, e on, you have to tell us. Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby. Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin? Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me! Opening Credits [Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.] Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids. Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids? Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was ki nda big deal. Phoebe: It is. Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.) Phoebe: Oh my God! Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet. Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant. Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky. Rachel: Oh yeah. Photographer: Smile ladies. Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way? Phoebe: Uhhmm. Rachel: James Brolin? Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay. Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. Phoebe: (intrigued) Really?! [Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.] Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing! (They enter.) Chandler: Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya. Monica: Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket! Chandler: No? Monica: No. Chandler: I’ve been taking dancing less ons. Monica: What?! Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never fet. Monica: Oh that is so sweet! Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? Monica: Yes. (They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.) Monica: What’s the matter? Chandler: I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery. Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this? Chandler: Not well. 我不能說(shuō) 是因?yàn)樗苡忻? 噢我的天啊 !他是誰(shuí) ? Phoebe,拜托 !你必須告訴我們 . 好吧 ， 好吧 是 James Brolin. James Brolin是孩子的父親 Barbra Streissand的丈夫 James Brolin? 什么 ?! 他從沒(méi)告訴我這些 翻譯校對(duì) : F6論壇 ,水木 TV_Friends版 漢風(fēng)論壇 () NTP shawn 調(diào)校 Uh, Monica,你能不能靠邊一點(diǎn) 輪到 Chandler和伴娘合影了 不如就伴娘合影怎么樣 ? 我算是新郎 ,是吧 ?所以我想你們應(yīng)該先和我商量一下 好吧，好了 噢，天啊 感謝你能為我掩飾。 Joey, 你必須在晚宴前換一套衣服 我做不到。801 The One After I Do 801 The One After I Do [Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said I do, and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.] Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film. Monica: Okay. Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you! Joey: What? What’s going on? Ross: Monica’s pregnant! Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant. Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? Youyouyou’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?! Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exit s.) Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party. Joey: I can’t! I I don’t have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids. Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant? Monica: Because I’m not. Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant — (She sees Rachel shaking her head)— It’s because I am. (Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.) Chandler: What?! What are you talking about? Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: Yes, I?I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day。 I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father? Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: I can’t say. Monica: Why?! Chandler: Why not? Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous. Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.) 801 在說(shuō)了 我愿意 之后 很好 很好 ! 給我一點(diǎn)時(shí)間換膠卷 Okay, 我知道我本不應(yīng)該知道這事 . 但是我還是知道了 ,我真替你感到高興 什么??發(fā)生了什么事 ? Monica懷孕了 ! 噢 ， 我的天 啊 ! 你們是不是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)才結(jié)婚的？ 伙計(jì)們 ,我沒(méi)有懷孕 Huh，游得太慢？（指 Chandle的精子 ^_^） 什么 ?!你說(shuō)什么 ? 你 ~你 ~ 你沒(méi)有懷孕 ? 你還沒(méi)有告訴其他人我懷孕了吧 ? 還沒(méi)有 我一會(huì)兒就回來(lái) 現(xiàn)在 , 為什么不讓 Monica和這位傷兵單獨(dú)照一張？ 噢 , 說(shuō)到這。在這里我沒(méi)有其他衣服可換 拜托好歹找一套 ! 至少不會(huì)讓人覺(jué)得我慘死在法國(guó)了 好了那么 ,輪到新人和伴娘一起照幾張了 Okay. 嘿 ! Mon? 為什么你不告訴大家你懷孕了？ 因?yàn)槲腋緵](méi)有懷 孕 我們?cè)诶钒l(fā)現(xiàn)了測(cè)試棒 , 如果不是你懷孕 ~~ 其實(shí)是我懷孕了 什么 ?你到底在說(shuō)什么 ? 是的 ,我 ~~~~ 我有孩子了 我之所以沒(méi)想告訴大家 是因?yàn)榻裉焓悄愕拇蠛萌兆?，我不想搶走你的風(fēng)頭 慢點(diǎn)，所以你告訴大家我懷孕了？ 你覺(jué)得我喜歡這個(gè)話題嗎 ?（為什么照個(gè)不停。我一時(shí)實(shí)在無(wú)法應(yīng)付這種事 所以你就告訴我 Monica懷孕了？ 是你說(shuō)她懷孕的，我只是沒(méi)有表示反對(duì)而已 Huh!果然狡猾 是 有點(diǎn) 笑一個(gè) ,女士們 ! 噢 ,順便問(wèn)一下。 親愛(ài)的，我不是有意把我的手放在你的衣袋里 不是這個(gè)意思，我是說(shuō)我為了這個(gè)晚會(huì)特地去上了舞蹈課 你說(shuō)什么 ? 是的 ,從六個(gè) 星期前就開(kāi)始了 我要讓這時(shí)刻永生難忘