【正文】 200 years old... ROSS: At least. JULIE: ...and this guy RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I39。t have 20 hours of cab and plane on me. ROSS: And bus. JULIE: Oh my god. ROSS: The screaming guy? JULIE: And the spitting? ROSS: You gotta hear this story. JULIE: We39。t met me. I39。s all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?! ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie. RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie. ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi! JULIE: Hi, but I39。t look good. I love that voice. RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp. CHANDLER: Ok, I think she39。Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don39。s gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what39。s, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.] CHANDLER: No way! MONICA: I39。m from New York. RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We39。t for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can39。s ing off with another woman.] RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache! RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.) ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened? RACHEL: What? ROSS: You39。s pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how39。s happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like fet about her but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, Oh my god. So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn39。 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 1 of 49 Pages 201 The One With Ross39。 New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.] PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what39。t know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. UhOh! So, that39。ve you been? OPENING CREDITS [Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to e of the plane, when she sees he39。re bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie) ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. RACHEL: These are, these aren39。t speak English.) Wele to our country. JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I39。ll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。m telling you, she went to the airport, and she39。s bigger than huge? JOEY: Um, this? PHOEBE: Yes. MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut. CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay. PHOEBE: 39。t look good, we don39。s trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! ROSS: That39。m not here, you haven39。ll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don39。re on this bus, that39。m so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn39。s just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen? JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together. ROSS: But we haven39。s in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn39。t that just kick youinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? MONICA: It39。re gonna go see the baby. JULIE: And then we39。s really 6:00 tomorrow night our time. CHANDLER: Well, listen, don39。s gonna happen though, 39。s never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was? CHANDLER: God? ROSS: It was you, pal. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me. ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that39。t know, we39。 a great time. And I have to say, I never would39。t been for you. CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy. RACHEL: Here39。t order lemonade. RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they39。re having a great time. I39。s, Ross and the gang is watching TV.] ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym. [cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.] MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I39。s been so long since you39。re wondering if they39。s what I39。d like to do mine? PHOEBE: Ohh! No. MONICA: Why not? PHOEBE: Because, I39。m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. MONICA: No you39。m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings. (The phone rings.) JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it39。m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. JOEY: Why don39。s been goin39。scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990? CHANDLER: You have to stop the Qtip when there39。ll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn39。t hang up either! ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. ROSS: Rachel! I39。s Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can39。m just gonna deal with it, I39。t care what you guys say, something39。s, the next morning.] JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen. MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back. PHOEBE: I39。m not fallin39。s goin39。s continued from earlier.] RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don39。t know, I just kinda ran into him last night. P