【正文】 you? Go ahead, l can handle it. Hi, this is Miranda, please leave me a message. Oh, it39。s her machine. Hey, this is Skipper. l39。m with Carrie. l told her how you won39。t call me back. So now you have to call me back. You better call me back! No, l39。m kidding. l39。m joking. But seriously,l hope you call me back. Did l mention this was Skipper? l believe there is a curse put on who tries to fix up their friends. Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show? Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town. 39。39。The Bone39。39。 is like the human equivalent of the sable coat. He39。s so beautiful that l find that sometimes l have to look away. Do you see him? Right there. Where? Oh, my God, look at him. He travels with his own personal lighting director. Derek, AKA 39。39。The Bone39。39。, was the biggest underwear model and Stanford39。s most important client, as well as the subject of his singleminded obsession. Hey, Stanny. Derek, l would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw. Nice to meet you. Carrie writes the column 39。39。Sex And The City39。39。. Have you read it? No. The other day, Derek and l were walking past his billboard and he told me he wanted a piece of it for his apartment, like maybe his nose. l said, 39。39。Get the bulge in your pants,so when women ask how big you are,39。39。you can say, 39。Fourteen feet!39。39。39。 lt would be funny, wouldn39。t it? Everybody39。s talking about you. You are so great. You39。re gonna be a star, have l told you that enough? You39。re a star! Well, we better let you get dressed. l am dressed. Oh. We39。ll see you after the show. Right. Bye. Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice? l keep dreaming that someday he39。s gonna say, 39。39。Stanford, l love you.39。39。 ls he gay? He denies it. How could anyone that gorgeous be straight? Sweetie, over here! Samantha never missed a major fashion show. She was one of the only people who thought that proximity to beauty made her feel more attractive. Sweetie. What happened, you couldn39。t find seats right on the runway? You can see all the flaws from this angle. Hey, Carrie. Hi, Barkley. How are you? You going to the party afterwards? l don39。t know. Of course we are. Hi, l39。m Samantha. Barkley. Martini straight up or with a twist? Straight up. Really? He39。s very cute. You39。re not dating him, are you? God, no. He39。s a total modelizer. ls he dating any one model in particular? Actually, he39。s sleeping with all of them in general. Only models? Only models. Later that night we all went downtown for a party. l was beginning to float away on a sea of sweet potato puffs with smoked salmon and sour cream when... lt was Mr. Big major tycoon, major dreamboat and majorly out of my league. l thought l saw you on the runway. Hi. l started reading your column after we met. You did? Yeah, cute. 39。39。Cute.39。39。 Well... Yeah, cute. What are you writing about this week? Well, l39。m working on a story about... Men who date models. Any thoughts? Only that they39。re very lucky. So what have you discovered about men who are dating models? Well, l39。m discovering that some of them treat it as a petitive sport, and others, l think,just need the validation. And probably others have a thing for exceptionally beautiful women. Exactly. There39。s something wrong with that? No, there39。s nothing wrong. l just think it might bee a bit monotonous. Puff? No, thanks. Excuse me, baby. So where do you write these stories? My 39。39。cute39。39。 stories? Have you got an office or anything? No, half the time l39。m at my apartment, and the other half l39。m at a coffee shop on 73rd and Madison. Oh, Carrie,l39。d like you to meet Misha. Oh, hi. You were great in the show. Thank you. Suddenly l felt like l was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel. lt was nice talking to you. See you around. l hope. l thought l had e to terms with my looks when l turned 30, when l realized that l no longer had the energy to be superficial. Your friend Barkley has been ing on to me. Do you think he believes l39。m a model? Whatever it is, don39。t go there. Why not? He has this thing for secretly taping his conquests. Really? What a pervert. As Samantha got ready for her closeup, l felt it was time to call it a night. l39。d never felt so invisible. Taxi! Carrie. Hey, hi! Did Stanford leave? No, he39。s giving a neck massage to a Versace model. Where you going? Oh, l39。m going home. Can l e? You want to e home with me? Sure, if it39。s quiet. can39。t take these crowds. The things you gotta do in the name of research. Shouldn39。t you be spending the night with some girl from the show? No, l never date models. l think they39。re stupid. l wondered if there wasn39。t some kind of physics for beauty. Maybe two models repelled. Maybe models could only be attracted to ordinary humans. l think it39。s so cool that you write. Thanks. l wish l could write. l got all these intense thoughts,but l can39。t remember them long enough to write them. That39。s the big trick. l39。m totally neurotic. One minute l39。m walking down the street, totally cool, and the next minute l39。m depressed for no reason. l39。m totally selfconscious. Before l say something, l say it in my head first so it doesn39。t e out wrong. lsn39。t that a waste of time? lt only takes a second. Sometimes l get so distracted. What39。s distracting you now? Your nose. Thanks a lot. l hate my nose. No, it39。s just so hate my nose, too. lt39。s too big,but l think it depends on my hair. Yeah... l see what you mean. What do you want to be when you grow up? Well, l think this might be it. What do you want to be? l39。d like to move back to lowa and have kids, and be a cop. l felt like when l was 16 and u