【正文】 s too big,but l think it depends on my hair. Yeah... l see what you mean. What do you want to be when you grow up? Well, l think this might be it. What do you want to be? l39。s distracting you now? Your nose. Thanks a lot. l hate my nose. No, it39。t e out wrong. lsn39。m depressed for no reason. l39。m totally neurotic. One minute l39。t remember them long enough to write them. That39。t some kind of physics for beauty. Maybe two models repelled. Maybe models could only be attracted to ordinary humans. l think it39。t you be spending the night with some girl from the show? No, l never date models. l think they39。s quiet. can39。s giving a neck massage to a Versace model. Where you going? Oh, l39。t go there. Why not? He has this thing for secretly taping his conquests. Really? What a pervert. As Samantha got ready for her closeup, l felt it was time to call it a night. l39。d like you to meet Misha. Oh, hi. You were great in the show. Thank you. Suddenly l felt like l was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel. lt was nice talking to you. See you around. l hope. l thought l had e to terms with my looks when l turned 30, when l realized that l no longer had the energy to be superficial. Your friend Barkley has been ing on to me. Do you think he believes l39。m at my apartment, and the other half l39。39。39。s something wrong with that? No, there39。re very lucky. So what have you discovered about men who are dating models? Well, l39。 Well... Yeah, cute. What are you writing about this week? Well, l39。Cute.39。s sleeping with all of them in general. Only models? Only models. Later that night we all went downtown for a party. l was beginning to float away on a sea of sweet potato puffs with smoked salmon and sour cream when... lt was Mr. Big major tycoon, major dreamboat and majorly out of my league. l thought l saw you on the runway. Hi. l started reading your column after we met. You did? Yeah, cute. 39。re not dating him, are you? God, no. He39。m Samantha. Barkley. Martini straight up or with a twist? Straight up. Really? He39。t find seats right on the runway? You can see all the flaws from this angle. Hey, Carrie. Hi, Barkley. How are you? You going to the party afterwards? l don39。39。39。ll see you after the show. Right. Bye. Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice? l keep dreaming that someday he39。re gonna be a star, have l told you that enough? You39。t it? Everybody39。39。Fourteen feet!39。39。39。39。39。, was the biggest underwear model and Stanford39。The Bone39。s so beautiful that l find that sometimes l have to look away. Do you see him? Right there. Where? Oh, my God, look at him. He travels with his own personal lighting director. Derek, AKA 39。39。39。m kidding. l39。m with Carrie. l told her how you won39。t know, find out for me. l want to see if l still have a chance. Right now, in front of you? Go ahead, l can handle it. Hi, this is Miranda, please leave me a message. Oh, it39。s just busy. Am l not cute enough for her? Of course you are. You39。t return my calls. l don39。s great. She is so sexy and smart. Did she tell you that we made out? Yeah, it was totally hot. Why don39。t anything to say except... Do you have a light? Yeah, sure. Later that day l was relieved to discover that at least one eligible bachelor got his kicks off the runway. l totally dig your friend, Miranda. You39。s gonna be huge someday. l didn39。t believe it. The man had slept with half the perfume ads in September39。s Vanessa... That39。s about, you know? Beauty. l want to show you something. This is my real art, only l can39。re beautiful things,and that39。re finished. lt39。s not so easy. The trick is to treat them like regular girls. You gotta walk up to the hottest thing in a place。re on vacation. Barkley, a notorious modelizer,was one of those SoHo wonders who had a fabulous lifestyle,espite never having sold a single painting. So, it39。cause they do it all the time. lt39。 Models are a lot looser than you think. lt39。m fucking a model.39。39。m l think they39。ll sit down and read a magazine from cover to cover. Some scuba gear. A Herb Ritt39。re dumb,but l39。t have brains, they have them. They just don39。ve been offered trips to Aspen,weekends in Paris,Christmas in St Barts. A motorcycle, a juicer... lt39。ll take your chin and raise you a... What? Oh, e on. l happen to love the way l look. You should. You paid enough for it. l resent that! l do not believe in plastic surgery. Well, not yet. l find it fascinating that four beautiful,fleshandblood women could be intimidated by unreal fantasies. l mean... Look at this. ls this really intimidating to any of you? l hate my thighs. Pass the chicken. l have that dress. Suddenly l was interested. lf models could cause rational people to crumble in their presence, how powerful was beauty? Two types of guys fall for beautiful women slimeballs that are out to get laid,or guys who fall in ove instantly. lt39。 Well, l39。Thighs, thighs, thighs.39。t even open a magazine without thinking, 39。s the difference between us. What are you talking about? Look at you two. You39。re saying that? Our culture promotes impossible standards of beauty. Except men think they39。s starvation in the best restaurants. l want to know when did men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts? ln some cultures, heavy women with moustaches are considered beautiful. And you39。s not sexy. lt39。s cute pared to supermodel? There39。s taken the high road. The advantages given to models and beautiful women are so unfair,it makes me wanna puke. But you are so cute. Cute doesn39。m as beautiful as a model, but l work for a living. l39。t have enough problems. They39。t even know it? lf men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women hav