【正文】 s, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]Chandler: There has got to be a way!Joey: Easy there Captain。s Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]Phoebe: (calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?Monica: Yes. (Phoebe turns on some music and grabs some oil.)Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, let’s begin. (She starts the massage.) How’s the pressure?Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!Phoebe: Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it.Monica: No. Ooohh…Phoebe: That’s right, you just enjoy.Monica: (in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah! Phoebe: (getting unfortable) Okay.Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Oooohooohooooh… (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)[Scene: Monica and Chandler39。 they don’t like us do they? (They gave them a pokadotted punch bowl.)Chandler: Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?Monica: No, it doesn’t say where it came from. Where would we return it?Chandler: How about to the street say from the balcony?Monica: Why don’t we just find a place for it?Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?Monica: No! That’s where we keep the canned goods! Have you pletely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why don’t you let me do it?Chandler: Oh nonono, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) It’s locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?Monica: No reason. II keep private things in there.Chandler: Oh y’know, I’ve been living here a while and I’ve never seen what’s inside that closet. What is, what is in there?Monica: Feminine stuff.Chandler: Don’t try to make me unfortable with feminine stuff!Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me youyou’ll let it go.Chandler: Fine.Monica: Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him.)Chandler: (walking casually away) Love you.Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, If it helps! (Goes to the bedroom.)Phoebe: Why won’t you let me massage you?Monica: Well it’s…I mean I’d just—I’d be selfconscious. You’re my friend。 I don’t get deep feelings.Phoebe: That’s right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know I’ve had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And I’m sure you’ve had them for us.Joey: Not really.Phoebe: Mmhmm. (To herself) Throw me a bone here.[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]Ross: So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.Rachel: What?Ross: That’s right. The student has bee the master.Rachel: Ross, I swear, I don’t know.Ross: Oh, e on, you know it’s a girl!Rachel: A what?!Ross: You really didn’t know?Rachel: We’re having a girl?Ross: No.Rachel: That’s what you just said!Ross: No.Rachel: You said girl!Ross: Yes. I’m… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.Rachel: I’m not! We’re having a girl! Sometimes I can’t believe it’s with you—But still! We’re having a girl!Ross: I know! I know. You know what? I’m putting Ruth back on the table!Rachel: Oh, yes! We’ll have ourselves a little baby Ruth…Ross: Permission to veto.Rachel: Yes, please.[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Chandler enters as Monica es from the bathroom.]Monica: Hey.Chandler: Do I smell essential oils?Monica: Yeah, I’m going to take a bath. I’m just going to get a magazine.Chandler: Okay.(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)Monica: What do you think you’re doing?Chandler: Lleaving my troubles behind?Monica: I know that you’re new at this, but this is pletely unacceptable bath decorum.Chandler: Oh, it’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!(Phoebe enters the bathroom)Chandler: (upset) Hey!Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!Monica: She pulled it out of me! She’s like a conversational wizard! How’d it go?Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesn’t like me!Monica: What?Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?Monica: (Pause) I don’t think I’d care.Phoebe: Really? Lee Majors is hot!Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?Phoebe: We’re in the bathroom!Joey: Why?Chandler: (sarcastically) Because it’s a relaxing and enjoyable time!Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?Monica: Oh my God! A friend he’s looking at differently, but it’s wrong. It’s Rachel!Chandler: You like Rachel?!Joey: It’s no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It’s just a crush! It’s going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!Phoebe: (checking for herself) (To Monica) Mazel tov.Rachel: (entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be replaced.)Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!Ross: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes we’re all in here and we would love for you to join us!Ross: (entering) Well hey! What’s go