【正文】 m Liza Minelli End。 Okay, Las Vegas.Chandler: Okay, so, I39。 More coffee? Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that39。m in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler39。m just serving it. All: Yeah. Yeah, I39。t know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.Ross: There39。m hearing here... Monica: What? II said you had a Phoebe: (sings) What I said you had... Monica: (to Phoebe) Would you stop? Phoebe: Oh, was I doing it again?All: Yes!Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it39。m hearing here. Phoebe: (sings) I can39。s with you? Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.) Closing Credits[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.] Joey: I can39。t know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. Rachel: I knew. Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica39。s watch and goes into her room.)Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no Rachel: Sorry Ross: No no no, go Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don39。s Paul39。s broadcast day by playing the national anthem.] Monica: Well, that39。know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. (She finishes cutting them up and they all cheer.)Monica: Wele to the real world! It sucks. You39。 Rachel! It39。know what? You can do anything! (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it.)Ross: C39。t do this!Monica: You can, I know you can! Rachel: I don39。 You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute? How can I be ready? No, no, I39。Anyway39。t know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause) Ross: The word you39。s hard being on your own for the first time. Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: You39。t live off your parents your whole life. Rachel: I know that. That39。 I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. Monica: C39。 Rachel39。d you pay for them? Rachel: Uh, credit card. Monica: And who pays for that? Rachel: Um... my... father. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。ve got great boots39。t need a job, I don39。re my new 39。m trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Chandler: And yet you39。t believe you didn39。mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.) Monica: I just thought he was nice, y39。t hate, you don39。. Monica: I hate men!re looking for an answer more sophisticated than 39。 So? Who? Monica: You know Paul? Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul. Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y39。m pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you39。m gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.(Monica exits.)[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.] Frannie: Hey, Monica! Monica: Hey Frannie, wele back! How was Florida? Frannie: You had sex, didn39。 Hardly used.Monica: I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I39。s just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?Rachel: Oh, yeah.Monica: Well, it39。 Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)Chandler: You39。Look, Gippetto, I39。m an actor.Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。t a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.All: Okayyy! (They do so.)Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don39。m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.Monica: We39。s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you!t hear.m really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica39。t do.Joey: Listen, while you39。t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn39。know, here39。 I39。 It39。s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey: Right. But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with AndreaAngelaAndrea...t be a hero39。ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。re all sitting around and talking.]Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。s