【正文】 t you work with me on this? You told me to do that already. What is wrong with you? Friday night with Berger: I had my sexy Lingerie under my cool couture...and I was feeling good. You look so hot in th。m upset. I39。ll take two. And these in a 7. That evening Miranda had one of those regrettable discussions...that results from the belief that you and your partner...should be able to talk through any problem. We have been over this before. I feel like you are not listening to me. I turned the system off for 10 minutes and nothing changed. I39。t think this is good. Oh, God. Is it possible he thinks this is good? Here we are. As a matter of fact, I39。s usually a downer, and by that I mean....Plus, he must know it39。t help to say it39。t talk to him about it? Honey...if the sex isn39。re not for you, they39。re going to have to turn up the heat. Starting with....I don39。m trying to salvage your love life. The only words you should be saying in bed are dirty ones. I can39。t know it yet. I think I have to talk to him. No! We talk about everything else. Honey, when it es to sex, spray it, don39。s for that hot waiter from Raw. I39。s being a Jew. I need something that will make a guy e in his pants as soon as he sees me. Got it. You talk to sales people like that? I39。s fantastic. Aren39。s my saying. I don39。s, one has to have the answers. I was thinking that if two people can be good in bed...when they39。s, not Sunday39。s true. A 60foot raccoon was attacking the village...and I had to trap it and kill it and stuff it...and everybody39。 Mimi, the morning after. No! Yes. And across town, I lay in bed willing Berger to call me...which never works. Hello? Hey, it39。re serious. Suddenly Charlotte understood. They were playing hard to get. They were rules rabbis. I can play that game. I invented that game. No man rejects Charlotte York. I don39。s the game, baby. They try to make it hard for you. What? it39。s it, I have to have you immediately. Harry definitely had throw down...but Charlotte was too thrown and down to care. Stop, Harry. I39。re not interested. Hello. I need to report a very rude man. I was saying my name is Charlotte York...and I would like to consider joining the Jewish I don39。s definitely balmy in here. The problem is in the bedroom. Right, of course. The bedroom. The next day, Charlotte boldly went...where no York had gone before: the synagogue. Shalom. Where would I find the rabbi? His study. inside. Thank you. Are you the rabbi? Yes. Hi, my name is Charlotte York...and I39。t working. That39。s not the sex between me and you... then someone has to bee a Jew. Why is it always something? Unless you39。39。39。re into your mid30s, it shouldn39。re aware as smart, Single women that we can39。39。39。m dating a digital recording device. I have never had to work at it with someone I really like. You should probably keep that to yourself. Okay, but, Miranda...I got to tell you, it was not good. There was... no throw down. It was more like a slow down. It caught me pletely off guard because I thought it would be amazing. Maybe that39。s a great divide...and he rents the flat above her hat shop...and tonight, they39。s about a beautiful black man from Brixton and a white woman from Hampstead Heath. I don39。t enjoy, I speed right through it. If only we could do that in life. Exactly. He surprises me with things I might like, which is how I got hooked on Jules amp。t talk of Steveo anymore. I thought if I changed his name Who needs him? With TiVo, when there39。m eating this slice of pizza...my boyfriend is home taping my favorite TV show. And to which boyfriend are we referring? My boyfriend Tivo. You39。ve ever had. Mazel tov. Now, this is food. You know what39。m meeting with a rabbi to discuss converting. isn39。m very happy with my decision. I39。ll have to shoot our waiter. Will you look at that ass? Do you mind? I have something a bit shocking to say. After I say it, I don39。m gonna need a pizza after this. I39。re interested I39。s our summer vegetable soup. I see you guys are set for drinks, I39。d like to get you started with a little amusebouche. I39。t worry about it, Carrie. If the kisses were good, the sex will eventually be good. I39。t find your clit? He knows what he39。s like poppity poppop. And the kisses are great, and then in bed...there was no sexual chemistry. I don39。re so good everywhere else. We39。t the....You know what, there was no problem. Moving on. Enjoy your meal. What? I don39。t want to talk about it. He couldn39。t get enough sleep last night. Really? Did you finally bugger Berger? How long did you wait to say that? It just occurred to me. Yes, we finally buggered. You realize you39。s why they call it Raw. The raw food movement? People love it. Sting, Demi, SoonYi, soon me. Now, what is raw food exactly? Vegan nondairy, and nothing is cooked over 1 18 degrees. So, in other words, raw vegetables. And sometimes flowers. And you knew about this? I read a review in The Times. Where, in the gardening section? I heard it39。d think a place that eliminated cooking could eliminate waiting. You mean they don39。t wait any longer and neither Could I. I wanted Berger in my bed, bath, and beyond immediately. I39。s covered in mold. And here they thought munism was a problem. You know, it39。re into the whole fish theme. You have the fish soap, fish bathmat. it39。 Beyond can bee an ecstatic errand. I don39。 Right about after the fifth question I realized that my mother is heckling me. She was not. No, she was. Ask anybody at the Downers Grove Barnes amp。ll do a book reading in my hometown.39。That39。t feel the need to use the Junior? No. Not at all. Really? Nope. And by close of Wall Street that day...the NASDAQ was down, but amazingly, our stock was still up. 602 Great Sexpectations The only thing as delicious as those first few bites...of a truly great burger...are th