【正文】 t39。s breast milk. It39。s gross.CAROL: My breast milk is gross?SUSAN: This should be fun.ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。s nothing wrong with it. I just don39。t think breast milk is for adults.CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike.CAROL: Ross, you39。re being silly. I39。ve tried it, it39。s no big deal. Just taste it.ROSS: That would be no.PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn39。t taste bad.JOEY: Yeah, it39。s kinda sweet, sorta like, uhSUSAN: Cantaloupe juice.JOEY: Exactly.ROSS: You39。ve tasted it? You39。ve tasted it.SUSAN: Uh huh.ROSS: Oh, you39。ve tasted it.SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won39。t stop being true.ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.CHANDLER: Howdy.JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it39。s because of the way you39。re dressed.JOEY: Or maybe it39。s because this guy39。s doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.CHANDLER: What do you care? You39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。t supposed to mean anything to you.JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don39。t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。re you gonna run?JOEY: Yeah I guess you39。re right.CHANDLER: You39。re damn right I39。m right. I say you show this guy what you39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.JOEY: I39。m gonna do it.CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she39。ll fix you up with a nice hooker.MONICA: I don39。t know what else to say.RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I39。m not listening.MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do.RACHEL: Oh, I39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?RACHEL: Yes.MONICA: It39。s that terrible?RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don39。t get it. It39。s bad enough that she39。s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she39。s actually, but now she39。s actually stealing you.MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I39。m friends with her doesn39。t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you39。re my...We39。re, we39。re...Oh, I love you.RACHEL: I love you too.PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn39。t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.MONICA: Look, I know that you39。re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie39。s guts, but she didn39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?RACHEL: I39。d do anything for you, you know that.MONICA: I39。d do anything for you.PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!JOEY: Mornin39。. I said, mornin39。.TODD: I heard ya.STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I39。m openin39。 the doors. You boys ready?TODD: Ready.JOEY: Yeah, I39。m ready.CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I39。m suing!STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?TODD: I39。m sorry. I am such a doofus. I39。m so sorry, I39。m so sorry.ANNABELLE: My god, what happened?JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin39。. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?ANNABELLE: Sure.JULIE: So.RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we39。ve never really talked. I guess you39。d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn39。t even tell you this, but I39。m pretty much totally intimidated by you.RACHEL: Really? Me?JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it39。s probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don39。t.RACHEL: Well, you39。re not totally paranoid.JULIE: Oy.　RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I39。m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。s right.JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?RACHEL: Yeah, that39。d be great. I39。d love it.JULIE: I39。d love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I39。ll talk to you later.RACHEL: All right, Julie. What a manipulative bitch.END 　203 The One Where Mr. Heckles DiesCHANDLER: Hey.MONICA: So how was Joan?CHANDLER: I broke up with her. CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.CHANDLER: I39。m tellin39。 you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.MONICA: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?JOEY: Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam39。s apple. It made me nuts.CHANDLER: You or me?ROSS: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don39。t have Adam39。s apples.JOEY: You guys are messin39。 with me, right?　ALL: Yeah.JOEY: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa.PHOEBE: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.CHANDLER: Maureen Rosilla.ROSS: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason.(knock)MONICA: Hello, Mr. Heckles.MR. HECKLES: You39。re doing it again.MONICA: We39。re not doing anything.MR. HECKLES: You39。re stomping. It39。s disturbing my birds.