【導(dǎo)讀】她到底有沒有睡覺?然后我就想，好吧…老鼠或負(fù)鼠怎么會(huì)有錢打電話呢?你什么時(shí)候要甩掉她?

　　

【正文】 ? 瑞秋說分享的感覺很棒，而… 我們也應(yīng)該這么做 你想要嗎 ? 我們不會(huì)要討論腰圍吧 ? 好，你先吧 好，我先說 有天晚上… 瑞秋和我在床上 討論彼此的性幻想 我就形容了一個(gè)畫面… 星際大戰(zhàn)里的… 莉亞公主和金色比基尼 我知道 這倒挺容 易的 好，換你了 好，當(dāng)你跟一個(gè)女人在床上… 正在親熱… 腦袋里突然出現(xiàn)一些瘋狂的念頭 together and I survived, and what39。s even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium. Chandler: Well, I guess that39。s something. Joey: No man, that39。s huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway. Chandler: Okay. Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. Chandler: Oh God! Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too. Chandler: Really? Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I39。m having sex. [Scene: Rachel and Monica39。s, Monica is watching the Civil War videos] Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, SixtyOne (Monica lights Richard39。s cigar butt) , 4:30 . on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by.... (Monica answers the door) Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here? Mr. Geller: Well, it39。s your mother39。s bridge night so I thought that I would e into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars? Monica: I don39。t, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad? Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay? Mr. Geller: I saw Richard. Monica: Oh. Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing? Monica: I39。m fine, just a little tired, I39。m okay. How39。s Richard doing? Mr. Geller: You don39。t wanna know. Monica: No, I really, really do. Mr. Geller: Well, he39。s doing terrible! Monica: Really! Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. Monica: You39。re not just saying that are you? Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess. Monica: Was he crying? Mr. Geller: No. Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 39。til after you left, so he could cry? Mr. Geller: Maybe. Monica: I think so. Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam39。s nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video) Closing Credits [Scene: Ross39。s bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, 就像超級(jí)名模艾爾 或是影印店的那個(gè)女孩嗎 ? 穿了肚臍環(huán)的那個(gè) ? 我知道 但是突然之間你忽然想到你媽 然后你就想 “媽，快走開啦 !” 但當(dāng)然這之后你就完全沒情沒緒了 而你正在做的事又不能停止 所以你就好像… 所以 你不知道 你媽媽 ? 你是說跟你媽一起 ? 你究竟有什么毛病 ? 你說… 我說要分享，不是嚇唬人 你給我坐到那邊去 我們回來了 你們倆在一起干嘛 ? 喬伊和珍妮絲的道遙一日游 真的嗎 ? 我們?nèi)タ醇~約大都會(huì)的比賽 還吃了中 國菜 你知道的，我愛這個(gè)女人 你有競(jìng)爭(zhēng)對(duì)手了，兄弟 我只是上來親你一下 我得去接孩子了待會(huì)兒見，甜心 你也是，錢德 你還是受不了她，是嗎 ? 抱歉，我已盡最大努力了 還是謝謝你的努力 但是有一點(diǎn)可喜的是… 我們整天在一起而我還能存活 更了不起的是，她也做到了 今天是大都會(huì)主場(chǎng)的打擊日 我想這還蠻了不起的 天啊，這可是大事呢 現(xiàn)在我知道我可以 待在她旁邊，表示… 我可以和你一起出去… 反正這就是我的重點(diǎn) 我們?cè)诳Х鹊晖Ａ艘幌? 結(jié)果遇到羅斯 天啊 希望這會(huì)讓你好過點(diǎn) 我也會(huì)有這種想法 真的？ 當(dāng)我在做愛時(shí) 我都會(huì) 想像 “你 ”媽的樣子 with her hair done up like Princess Leia39。s, and wearing a belly dancer39。s outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing.] Rachel: Okay, here we go. I39。m Jabba39。s prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What? Ross: No, no it39。s, um, it39。s not you, um, it39。s um, it39。s (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is) Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here. Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 39。What the hell is going on?39。 look on her face.) End 1861年 4月 12日 美國于山德堡的部隊(duì)受到炮轟 這場(chǎng)炮轟是由于… 爸，你怎么來了 ? 你媽今晚打橋牌所以我進(jìn)城來， 抱抱摩妮卡 你什么時(shí)候開始抽雪茄了 ? 我沒有，只是喜歡聞它的味道 你來這里真正的目的是什么 ? 我只想確定一下你還好吧 我為什么會(huì)不好呢 ? 我看到理查了 你還好嗎 ? 我很好 我只是有點(diǎn)累 理查怎么樣了 ? 你不會(huì)想知道的 我真的很想知道 他的情況很糟 真的？ 比他跟芭芭拉分手時(shí)還糟 你不是故意這么說的吧， 那個(gè)男人簡直一團(tuán)糟 他有沒有哭 ? 你覺得他是否等你走后 才一個(gè)人開始哭 ? 或許吧 我想也是 寶貝，感情這回事很難說 就像我跟你媽 大學(xué)畢業(yè)后我們?cè)质忠魂囎? 她父親，就是你祖父，似乎… 希望你媽跟他一樣到歐洲四處旅行… 當(dāng)然，他是為了美國政府， 因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)他也在 猛轟德列車 然而 好吧，開始羅 我是賈霸的囚犯，而你… 你臉上的表情好怪 怎么了，甜心 ?有什么問題 ? 我的頭發(fā)不對(duì)嗎 ? 還是別的問題 ? 跟你想像的不同，還是… ? 不是你的問題，是… 怎么了 ?拜托，甜心 你快把我嚇壞了 我恨錢德 那個(gè)混蛋毀了我的人生