【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 all me when you get this message. (Hangs up.) 好了，當(dāng)你聽(tīng)到這口信的以后打電話給我。 [The next flashback is from The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, Phoebe is telling everyone but Rachel about the pass Paulo made on her.] make a pass at俚 對(duì)某人作非禮舉動(dòng)性騷擾 Monica: Well, what happened? 哎，怎么了 ? Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... (The flashback shows Paulo lying face down on the massage table and slowly moving his hands up Phoebe39。s legs and grabbing her butt.) massage: 按摩 grab: 抓 住 他來(lái)按摩，本來(lái)一切挺好的，直到 …… All: Ohhhhhh! 噢 ! Ross: Oh my God! 噢 ,天啊 ! Phoebe: And all of a sudden his hands weren39。t the problem anymore. (The flashback shows Paulo rolling over and showing Phoebe his equipment.) all of the sudden: 突然 roll over: 翻滾，滾動(dòng) equipment: 設(shè)備（這里指生殖器） 突然間他的那雙手都算不上麻煩事了 Monica: Was it... 是不是 ... Phoebe: Oh, Boy Scouts could39。ve camped under it! boy scout camp: 露營(yíng) 噢 , 童子軍都能在里面宿營(yíng) ! [The next flashback is from The One With Ross39。s Sandwich, Ross his confronting his boss about him eating Ross39。s sandwich.] Ross: You ate my sandwich? 你吃了我的三明治？ Dr. Ledbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone. 只是一個(gè)小小的失誤 . 每個(gè)人都可能犯這樣的錯(cuò) . Ross: (getting upset) Ohoh really? 喔 喔 , 真的嗎 ? Dr. Ledbetter: Nownow calm down. Come look in my office, some of it may still be in the trash. calm down: 鎮(zhèn)定下來(lái) trash: 垃圾，垃圾桶 到我的辦公室來(lái)看看 , 也許還有些在廢紙簍里 . Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What? 什么 ? Dr. Ledbetter: Well, it was quite large. IIIII had to throw most of it away. 呃 , 它太大了 . 我 我 我 我 我不得不把大部分扔了 . Ross: Youyouyouyou (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away! 你 你 你 你把我的三明治扔了！ [Cut to an outside shot of the museum.] museum: 博物館 Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!! lose control: 失去控制，著了魔 我的三明治 ??。?！ [Cut to a shot of a park.] Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross39。s scream scares a flight of pigeons away.) 我的三明治 ?!!! [Cut back to Central Perk.] Joey: I want this part so much! Y?know? If I don?t get this part I?m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn?t say that! That?s a lie. macaroni Macaroni and Cheese 我非常想得到這個(gè)角色 ! 知道嗎 ? 假如失敗的話我就再也不吃通心面 (Macraoni)和奶酪(Cheese)了。不，我沒(méi)那樣說(shuō)過(guò) ,那不算的。 [Scene: Joey and Rachel?s apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.] chick: 小雞 Chandler: Oh e on guys, it?s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved to acRoss the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren?t for (struggles to get this out) Monica?s allergies. have sb over: 別這樣，各位，我又不是要搬去歐洲，我只是搬到了對(duì)面。而且你們隨時(shí)能過(guò)來(lái) , 當(dāng)然假如莫妮卡的不會(huì)過(guò)敏的話。 (The duck quacks.) You?re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. 你是對(duì)的，我不能騙你們。她討厭你們。 (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey?s not here right now. Can I take a message? 我該接嗎 ? 喂 ?不，喬伊現(xiàn)在不在，我能留口信嗎 ? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the MagnaDoodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.) 對(duì)，好。試鏡時(shí)間從 5 點(diǎn)改到 2 點(diǎn) 30 分 ?好，很好。再見(jiàn) Monica: (startled) Ahh! Aren?t you dressed yet? 你還沒(méi)穿好衣服嗎 ? Chandler: (looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?! 我又裸體了嗎 ? Monica: We?re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes. be supposed to do sth: 應(yīng)該， 應(yīng)當(dāng) 我們 15 分鐘后要見(jiàn)我父母。 Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they e visit? 好吧 , 我只是在跟它們聊天 . 看看它們 ,我是說(shuō) , 它們能過(guò)去看看嗎 ? Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?! allergy：過(guò)敏 什么 ?! 那我的過(guò)敏癥怎么辦 ?! Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.) 好吧 , 你過(guò)敏 . 都是因?yàn)樗?, 她討厭你們 . [Scene: Joey and Rachel?s apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.] Joey: Yes!! Haha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real lifesized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be? version: 版本 嘿 ! 如果你能看到這樣的真人版那會(huì)有多酷 ? 我是說(shuō)那會(huì)有多么瘋狂 ? Chandler: As crazy as soccer? 象足球那么瘋狂 ? (The phone rings and Joey answers it.) Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition?s not?til 5:00! 喂 ,，你在說(shuō)些什么 ? 試鏡不是 5:00 開(kāi)始嗎 ! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who?d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.) 沒(méi)有人通知我啊 ! 你跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)了 ? 別在意 ! Chandler: You mean you didn?t get it from this? 你是說(shuō)你沒(méi)有看到這個(gè) ? Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks! 那個(gè)過(guò)敏男得到了這個(gè)角色 ! 謝謝 ! Chandler: Well, maybe we can fix it y?know? Maybe we can send him somesome bigbig flowers and scare him! scare: 驚嚇 也許還有些挽救措施 ? 我們可以送去些大大的花朵來(lái)嚇?biāo)浪?! Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could?ve turned my whole career around! turn around: 顛覆 你怎么能這樣對(duì)我 , Chandler?! 這個(gè)角色可以改變我的職業(yè)生涯 ! Chandler: I messed up. Okay? I?m sorry, I really messed up. 我搞砸了 . 好嗎 ? 很抱歉 , 我真的搞砸了 . Joey: Hey, you don?t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine! 嘿 , 你都不再住在這里了 ! 你干嗎接我的電話 ? 我有臺(tái)留言機(jī) ! Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. copier: n.復(fù)印機(jī) 是我買(mǎi)給你的 .，教你如何使用 .，你本來(lái)以為那是臺(tái)復(fù)印機(jī) . Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody?s allowed one mistake, right? allow: 允許 如果有任何事我能辦到的 , 我都愿意去做 . 好嗎 ? 但是人人都會(huì)犯錯(cuò) , 不是嗎 ? [Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler?s mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It39。s Chandler tell