【正文】 ing to let you watch me undress?Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]Monica: I can’t believe her, y’know it’s just—it’s so typical.Chandler: Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.Monica: Paris?Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la (mumbles something).Monica: Keep talking.Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!Monica: I love you!(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)Monica: (in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.Chandler: Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away.(There is a knock on the door.)Chandler: It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, what’s up? (She enters.)Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just gonna need a small deposit.Monica: What?!Phoebe: Y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date.Chandler: Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)Joey: They break your heart, don’t they?Phoebe: Y’know, I don’t really their permission.Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.Joey: What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.Phoebe: They give you away! There’s justthere’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.Joey: And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.[Cut back to Monica and Chandler’s room, they are making out again as there’s another knock on the door.]Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)Monica: Yes.Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, byebye!Rachel: Nono, seriouslyseriously, what was the especially me part about?Monica: Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.Rachel: What?!Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, here’s a thought.(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.Chandler: (entering) Ahh, third base.Monica: It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!Rachel: Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!Rachel: Oh!! Phoebe: (singing, angrily) Whenever I get married, guess who won’t get to sing?Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!(Exits.)Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!Ross: Got me. (He shows of his hands.)Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!Ross: Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?Monica: I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!Rachel: Oh wow. That—y’know what? That is so unfair. Y’know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)Monica: (yelling after them) I can’t believe you’re gonna have sex on my engagement night!!Chandler: Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom.]Ross: Look uh, if we’re gonna do this…Rachel: We’re not gonna do this, all right? She’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it.Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins. (There’s a knock on the door.)Rachel: Who is it?Monica: (outside the door) It’s Monica, open up!Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)Ross: Oww!Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!Monica: I know why!Rachel: No you don’t know why!Monica: Okay! Why?!Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.Monica: What do you mean?Rachel: Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!(Ross looks at Chandler.)Chandler: (To Ross) I don’t care, she slept with me.Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your ni