【正文】 the difference![Scene: Ross39。m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。mI39。t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...Paul: It39。s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn39。m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don39。s lots of flavors out there. There39。s like saying there39。One woman39。know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。t think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。t do it! You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. m divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。 I39。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I39。 And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。t me, it39。t, it39。m sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn39。s right. [Scene: Monica39。 The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded by boyfriend39。s one way! Me, I I went for the watch.Monica: You actually broke her watch?s going through that right now, he39。t spoil all this fun.Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV what did you get?Ross: You guys.Chandler: Oh, God.Joey: You got screwed.Chandler: Oh my God![Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]Monica: Oh my God!Paul: I know, I know, I39。re gonna start with that stuff we39。shaped bracket.Joey: Which goes where?Chandler: I have no idea.(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)Joey: Done with the bookcase!Chandler: All finished!Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol39。s this?Chandler: I would have to say that is an 39。ve got a bookcase here.Chandler: It39。m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and I cannot feel my legs.(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)Joey: I39。 Lalalalala (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) Lalalala...ohhh![Scene: Ross39。s been kinda a long day.Ross: Okay, sure.Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don39。m just gonna hang out here tonight.t feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are ing over to help me put together my new furniture.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we39。re you up to tonight?Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!Ross: Right, you39。s a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!Ross: So Rachel, what39。t be good.(Monica goes to change.)Joey:ll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...Ross: A wandering?Monica: Change!t catch your name. Paul, was it?Monica: Okay, ummumm, I39。s Paul.)Monica: Hi, e in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!Chandler: I39。t know.)(There39。s Paul the Wine Guy!Phoebe: What does that mean? d be fine!Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?Ross: (choked voice) That39。not a real date39。 Buzz him in!Joey: Who39。s, uh, it39。t do that again, it39。s her wedding day!Joey: What, like there39。 thing.Joey: (forting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always e to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he39。 The whole, 39。m all better now.Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to Chandler and Joey.) I helped!Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y39。s it. Just try to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string.s my decision. Well, maybe I don39。ve established who39。s my life. Well maybe I39。