【正文】 re You39。s the 噴火龍! Dragon! [ Screams ] [ Gasps ] [ Roars ] 驢,當(dāng)心! Donkey, look out! [ Screams ] [ Screams ] [ Whimpering ] 抓住你了! Gotya! [ Roars ] [ Gasps ] [ Shouts ] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [ Screaming ] [ Gasps ] Oh! Aah! Aah! [ Gasping ] [ GrowIs ] No. Oh, no. No! [ Screams ] 你的牙齒真大 Oh, what Iarge teeth you have. [ GrowIs ] 我是說,閃亮的牙齒,你也許經(jīng)常聽人這么夸獎 I mean, white, sparkIing teeth. I knowyou probabIy hear this all the time from your food, 但你一定漂白了,因為你的笑很耀眼 butyou must bIeach, 39。ve mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I39。t mess with me. I39。. [ Creaking ] 我要走難走的路 I39。t know which way they39。ll find those stairs. I39。ll be there? I read it in a book once. 酷,你對付龍,我來找樓梯 CooI. You handIe the dragon. I39。t no coward. I know that. [ Gasps ] 驢,兩件事,好嗎? Donkey, two things, okay? 閉..嘴.. Shut... up. 閉嘴,去看看能不能找到樓梯 Now go over there and see ifyou can find any stairs. 樓梯?我以為我們在找公主 Stairs? I thought we was lookin39。re a coward ifyou39。s a sensibIe response to an unfamiIiar situation. 陌生的危險環(huán)境 UnfamiIiar dangerous situation, I might add. 有一條噴火的龍 With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, 害怕并不意味著你是膽小鬼 it sure doesn39。 wrong with bein39。Cause there39。ll do. 酷 CooI. 那么噴火的家伙在哪里? [ Donkey ] So where is this firebreathing painintheneck anyway? 在里面,等我們來救她 Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 我說的是那條龍,史萊克 [ ChuckIes ] I was talkin39。m gonna die. Oh! 這就行了,驢,這就行了 That39。m gonna die. I39。m doin39。t do that! 對不起,別哪樣? Oh, I39。t have time for this. You go back. 史萊克! 等等! Shrek, no! Wait! Just, Donkey 我們交換一下兒位置 別這樣! 　　　　　 Let39。t do this! Just Iet me off, please! 你已經(jīng)走了一半了! 我知道那部分安全! But you39。m lookin39。t look down. Keep on moving. Don39。t look down. Don39。ll just tackIe this thing together one little baby step at a time. 真的?　　 真的,真的 Really? Really, really. 這樣我感覺好多了 往前走　　　　　 Okay, that makes me feeI so much better. Just keep moving. 別往下看… 　　　 別往下看,別往下看 And don39。m just a little unfortabIe about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! 別怕,驢,我就在你身邊 Come on, Donkey. I39。t tell me you39。t have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sIeeves. 等等! 驢沒有袖子 你明白我的意思　 Wait a second. Donkeys don39。t e off no stone neither. [Rumbling] 確實,夠大的了,但看一下位置 Sure, it39。s the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn39。s brimstone. 我們一定快到了 對,硫磺石…　　　 We must be getting cIose. Yeah, right, brimstone. 別告訴我硫磺石,我知道我聞到了什么,不可能是硫磺石. Don39。m on my way 史萊克! 是你干的嗎? Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that? 你放屁之前得通知一聲 You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. 相信我,驢,如果是我,你早就薰死了 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you39。m on my way I39。m on my way I39。m on my way from misery to happiness today Uhhuh, uhhuh, Uhhuh, uhhuh Uhhuh, uhhuh Uhhuh, uhhuh And everything that you receive up yonder And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you give to me the day I wander Is what you give to me the day I wander I39。m on my way from misery to happiness today Uhhuh, uhhuh, Uhhuh, uhhuh Uhhuh, uhhuh Uhhuh, uhhuh I39。m makinga mess. 凍糕這個詞讓我流口水了 Just the word parfait make me start slobbering. I39。s get some parfait, 他回答:“不,我不喜歡凍糕?” they say, No, I don39。 little white hairs. 是層! No! Layers! 洋蔥有很多多層 Onions have layers. 妖怪多層! 洋蔥多層 Ogres have layers! Onions have Ilayers. 你明白嗎? 我們都有好多層 You get it? We both have layers. [ Sighs ] 你們都有好多層. Oh, you both have layers. Oh. 可并不是人人都喜歡洋蔥 [ Sniffs ] You know, not everybody likes onions. 蛋糕! 大家都喜歡蛋糕! Cake! Everybody Ioves cakes! Cakes have layers. 我不管…大家喜歡什么 　 I don39。tyoujust pull some of that ogre stuffon him? 包圍他的堡壘 Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, 碾碎他的骨頭夾面包吃,妖怪所有的本事 grind his bones to makeyour bread, the whoIe ogre trip. 我知道 Oh, I know what. 也許我可以砍掉全村人的頭 Maybe I couId have decapitated an entire village... 把他們掛在長矛上 and put their heads on a pike, 拿把刀,割開他們的脾,喝他們的脾液 gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. 你看怎么樣? Does that sound good toyou? 不,真的,不怎么樣 Uh, no, not really, no. 告訴你,妖怪比你想像的復(fù)雜 For your information, there39。t talk. 你為什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上? I don39。t have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. 也許驢不會講話是有道理的 Is that about right? Maybe there39。ll giveyou your swamp back. 恢復(fù)原狀? Exactly the way it was? 恢復(fù)到粘泥覆蓋的原始模樣 Down to the Iast slimecovered toad stool. 那些擅自占據(jù)者呢? 全部搬走 　　　　 And the squatters? As good as gone. 什么樣的任務(wù)? What kind of quest? 你要去跟龍作戰(zhàn) [ Donkey ] Let me get this straight. You39。m already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. 你的沼澤地? 　 對,我的沼澤地! Your swamp? Yeah, my swamp! 你把那些家伙扔在那里! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! [Crowd Murmuring] Indeed. 是的,妖怪,我們做個交易 All right, ogre, I39。m here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! [Shrek Laughs] [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring] 我可以下命令嗎,主人?　 Shall I give the order, sir? 不,我有個更好的主意 No, I have a better idea. 杜洛克的人們,他就是我們的冠軍! People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! 什么?　　　 祝賀你,青怪 What? Congratulations, ogre. 你贏得了從事一個偉大、高尚的任務(wù)榮譽 You39。t give a damn about my bad reputation And I don39。t have to please no one And I don39。 good when I39。m having fun And I39。m always feelin39。t give a damn about my reputation And I don39。t give a damn about my bad reputation And I don39。s what I39。s what. I39。re living in the past It39。re living in the past. It39。t give a damn about my reputation I don39。s just a donkey. Huh? 騎士們,新計劃! Indeed. Knights, new plan! 殺死那個妖怪的人將被授予冠軍! 進攻! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him! 抓住他!　　　　 現(xiàn)在,快! 等等… Gethim! Oh, hey! Now e on! Hang on now. 去! 抓住他! [ Woman ] Go ahead! Get him! 我們可以喝酒解決嗎? Can39。s hideous! Ah, that39。re going the right way for a smacked bottom. 對不起 　 Sorry about that. [Cheering] 冠軍將得到榮譽,不,特權(quán) That champion