【正文】 512: The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who39。s sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.] try to：試圖 pry：刺探 ,打聽 information：消息 couch：長沙發(fā) down：完成 pizza：比薩【是一種由特殊的餅底、乳酪、醬汁和餡料做成的具有意大利風味的食品 ,但其實這種食品已經超越語言與文化的壁障 ,成為全球通行的名飲 ,受到各國消費者的喜愛】 Rachel: Come on Joey!!! 別瞞我了，喬伊 !!! Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it39。s not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it. big of a deal：大麻煩【這里前面加個 not 表示沒什么大不了的】 昨晚我已經全對你招了！沒什么大不了，他們不過是在辦事。 Rachel: I can39。t believe you would say that! believe：相信 不敢相信你會那樣說 ! Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love. make love：做愛 好吧，莫妮卡和錢德是在做愛。 Rachel: No! I mean e on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on the couch.) mean：意思是 huge：巨大的 next to：緊靠 … 旁邊 couch：長沙發(fā) 不，我是說，這是件大事 ! Fine I want…I need more details, who…who initiated the first kiss? detail：細節(jié) initiate：開始 ,創(chuàng)始 kiss：吻 我要知道詳情 ,誰先主動獻吻的？ Joey: (thinks) I don39。t know. 不知道。 Rachel: God, just cannot imagine Chandler being romantic. Is he romantic with her? imagine：想象 romantic：浪漫的 他對她很浪漫嗎？ Joey: I don39。t know. 不曉得。 Rachel: Are they in love? in love：相愛 他們相愛嗎？ Joey: (thinks) I don39。t know. 不清楚。 Rachel: You don39。t know anything. 你 一無所知！ Joey: Ohh, I know one thing! 只知道一件事！ Rachel: What? 什么 ? Joey: They did it right there on the couch. right：正好 couch：長沙發(fā) 他們就在這張沙發(fā)上做的。 (He points to where she39。s sitting and she jumps up quickly.) point to：指著 jump up：跳起來 quickly：迅速地 Opening Credits opening credits：片頭字幕 [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.] scene：場景 central：中心的 ,中央的 perk：高興 ,振奮【這里是咖啡小屋的名字】 enter：進入 Joey: Hey Ross! 嗨，羅斯！ Phoebe: Hey! 嗨！ Ross: (disinterested) Heyyeah.(He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? disinterested：不感興趣的 ,不關心的 ,冷漠的 hurry up：趕緊行動 counter：柜臺 scone： (英國北部的 )一種薄麥餅 gang：一幫人 wanna： =want to 想要 hear：聽見 ,得知 news：新聞 ,消息 阿甘，給我一塊烤餅 ?要聽好消息嗎？ Ross: No, No, No, I do. Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by the by, it39。s my exwife Emily! get married：結婚 wedding：婚禮 occasion：時刻 ,盛會 by the by：順便提一句 exwife：前妻 有人要結婚了 !婚禮多快樂！是我前妻，愛米麗 ! All: What? Oh! 什么？ Chandler: Sorry man. 別難過，伙計。 Gunther: Here39。s your scone. 你的烤餅。 Ross: Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate onto Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) hand onto：遞 … 給 … plate：盤子 set：放 table：桌子 proceed：繼續(xù)下去 pound：連續(xù)重擊 oblivion：遺 忘 ,失去感覺【把餅子砸扁不成形】 謝謝。 Stupid British snack food!!!!!!! stupid：愚蠢的 snack：點心 愚蠢的英國糕點！ Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class? teach：教授 anger：憤怒 management：管理 class：課 你從制怒課上學來這招的嗎？ Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? might：可能 deal with：處理 我教你怎么辦， Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can39。t be mad about the past. way：方式 past：過去 be mad：發(fā)瘋【意思是 Ross 不應該總想著這事】 你該這樣想，你和愛米莉的事是歷史了。 So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase? still：仍 然 Louisiana Purchase：路易斯安那州【羅斯得知埃米莉馬上就要又結婚了非常難受，菲比等人就勸慰他說：一切都過去了 ?你不應該為過去感到難過。你現(xiàn)在還為 “路易斯安那大采購 ”難受嗎？路易斯安那是美國中西部的一大塊地方，新生的美國從法國手里以低廉的價格購得，成為了未來美國的發(fā)展基礎，這次購買行動史稱 “路易斯安那購地 ”。這是一筆美國占了超級大便宜的買賣，所以瑞秋就告訴菲比，沒有人為這個過去而難過。搞笑的菲比說： “對啊，沒有人難過，這正是我想說的 .”】 購買路易斯安那州的事你還生氣嗎？ Rachel: Pheebs, I don?t think anyone39。s mad about that. 誰會為那種事生氣。 Phoebe: Exactly! Because it39。s in the past! exactly：確切地 because：因為 對嘛，已經是歷史了！ Joey: (eyeing the flattened scone) Anybody gonna eat that? eye：看 ,注視 flattened：變平的 scone：一種圓餅 gonna： =going to 將要 有人要吃嗎？ [Scene: Chandler39。s office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.] office：辦公室 party：聚會 throw：舉行 (宴會等 ) Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating? look at：看看 dress up：穿上盛裝 by the way：順便地 celebrate：慶祝 工作派對，我們都盛裝打扮好了！對了 ,是哪門子慶祝??？ Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor leftover from the Christmas party. a lot of：許多 liquor：酒 ,烈性酒 leftover：殘余的 ,剩貨 Christmas：圣誕節(jié)平【紀念耶穌基督生的節(jié)日 , 12 月 25 日節(jié)】 圣誕派對后剩下很多酒水。 Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. cool：帥氣 none of：沒有 real：真正的 couple：一對 ,情侶 ,夫妻 帥！熟朋友都不會來，我們可以成為真正的情侶。 We don39。t have to hide. have to：不得不 hide：躲藏 我們不必躲躲藏藏了。 Chandler: I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.) 正大光明 ,我可以這樣 。 Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.) kiss：親吻 cheek：臉頰 我也可以這樣。 (They both stand real close together.) both：兩者都 real：真正的 close：近的 ,親密的 together：一起 Both: We can39。t do that. (They separate.) separate：分開 那樣不行。 (Chandler39。s boss (Doug) walks up.) boss：老板 walk up：步行進來 Doug: Hey Bing! (Slaps him on his ass.) (Sees Monica) Wohoho, who39。s the pretty lady and slap：拍 ass：屁股 pretty：漂亮的 lady：女士 賓賓！請教這位美女芳名？ what the hell is she doing with you? the hell：到底 ,究竟 她怎么會跟你一起的？ Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. myself：我自己 very question：非常問題 point to：指向 我自己也搞不懂，這是莫妮卡。 (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica. 我的老板，道格。道格，這位是莫妮卡。 Monica: Hi, nice to meet you! meet：見到 很高興見到你們！ Doug: Hi! And this is my wife Kara. wife：妻子 我太太 ,卡拉。 Kara: Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt.) butt：臀部 很高興見到你們。 Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us? law firm：法律事務所 work for：為 … 工作 賓賓 ,我們剛和一家律師事務所合作 ,聽說了嗎？ Chandler: No, sir. 沒有。 Doug: Yeah, Dewey, Cheatum,