【正文】 t that to me.Monica: What did he tell you?Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.Chandler: But what did he mean by rules?Monica: Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.Monica: And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!Chandler: My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?Monica: Just a minute! (To Chandler) That’s Mrs. Tribbiani!Chandler: You don’t say anything.Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?Chandler: I’m not going to let you say anything.Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)Chandler: Oh, God!(Monica runs out to Phoebe, who is in the kitchen)Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.Monica: Oh, you had that? Phoebe: Uhhuh.Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.(Monica starts smiling)Phoebe: What?Monica: Nothing.Phoebe: Okay.Monica: I mean, II, I really shouldn’t say. I mean, I’m really not supposed to.Phoebe: Fine.Monica: It’s a humdinger!Phoebe: Then it’s really too bad that you can’t tell me.Monica: Somebody likes you!Phoebe: (Groans) Is it Chandler?Monica: No!Phoebe: Well, then tell him to stop staring!Monica: It’s Joey!Phoebe: Really?! Joey?! You don’t say.Monica: Is it something you’d be interested in?Phoebe: I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But y’know on the other hand… No. No, I can’t. We’re friends. No, oh, no. I don’t want to risk what we have.Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think you’re going to talk to him?Phoebe: Sure, yeah. I mean, it’s Joey. I don’t want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!Monica: Not Chandler, just Joey.Phoebe: Sure.Commercial Break[Scene: Central perk, Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in.]Rachel: Hey.Ross: Hey.Rachel: You know what? I’ve been thinking about it. I’m really ing around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.Ross: Rach, II can’t tell you howhow much that means to me! Ohh… Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Youyou hated the name Ruth! Whywhy would you change your mind? Unless, you know we’re never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know it’s a boy!Rachel: I didn’t see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.Ross: I don’t think so! You’re just giving me Ruth so you’ll get to name it when it’s a boy, and that’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.Rachel: I would—Sequoia?Ross: Veto.Rachel: Fine.Ross: Unless… (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!Rachel: But Ross, you want the name Ruth!Ross: Not like this![Scene: Rachel and Joey’s, Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters.]Phoebe: Hey.Joey: Hey. Well, what’s up?Phoebe: Umm, Joey, I know.Joey: What?Phoebe: I knooow.Joey: Whaaat?Phoebe: I know about your feelings.Joey: Oh my God. You do?Phoebe: Yes, and I’m sorry. II know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that’s very rare.Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more plicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes.Phoebe: For God sakes, it’s Rachel!Joey: I know. I know. And she’s not only my friend。Season 8813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath[Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes.]Joey: (thinking) All right. It’s a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’re better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.Rachel: (ing from her room) Hi, sweetie.Joey: (thinking) Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rachel!Opening Credits[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica es out of the bathroom.]Monica: (airily) Hi.Chandler: Are you, are you high?Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.Chandler: Really? I don’t like baths.Monica: Wait, you like them with me.Chandler: Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady.Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!Chandler: Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.Monica: How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.Chandler: Honey, it’s 2:00 on a Wednesday and I’m watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?Joey: (entering) Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? II really need to talk to you.Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?Joey: Well, neither.Chandler: Oh my God, what’s up?!Joey: I don’t know. It’sit’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)Chandler: Oh nono, no you don’t, just e back.Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that’s different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?Chandler: Do you?Joey: It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean,