【正文】 ll find the measuring cup. Simple. Susan: Oh, god. I hate。ll stand guard while I crawl through Mrs. Huber39。s run through it one more time. Julie: Mom, it39。s all I needed to know.John sighs. Susan39。t. Carlos: John? Did my wife ask you to lie for her? John: Mr. Solis, uh, I really don39。s HouseJohn mows the lawn wearing the sandals. Carlos es up to him, motioning for him to turn off the lawn mower. Carlos: I need to talk to you. John: Cool. Sure. Carlos: You worked on Tuesday, right? John: Yeah. Carlos: You remember the cable guy showing up? And you usually work until what time, five? John: Yeah. Carlos: That means he was in the house for four hours. John: Wait, um, you know, now that I think about it, I might not have seen him. Carlos: Well, either you saw him or you didn39。ll just use this as an excuse to reopen custody. Mom, I don39。ll throw me in jail. I mean, it was an accident. Julie: Dad won39。t do that! Susan: Julie, I don39。t put out the fire, I ran. I must have dropped the measuring cup in the process. Julie: Why do I even let you out of the house? Susan: Obviously, I can39。t this wait until morning? Susan: I think I39。s room, where she39。t afford that. I39。s so tacky. Listen, I need to talk to you. My water heater just burst and it39。s Mrs. Huber, Susan. Are you there? I can see your lights are on. I hope you39。s killing it for the rest of us.Andrew gets up and Bree follows. The man raises his glass to them leaving. Susan39。m not pledging. Bree: God only knows what she39。s little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her.
Dreams that did not include a thong and a pole. Andrew: It39。m curious, Andrew. As you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop and think how she came to be on this runway? That39。m dying to see what all the fuss is about. Excuse me, waitress? I39。m not going anywhere with you. Bree: Fine. She sits down. Andrew: What are you doing? Bree: I39。re out of here.Keith and Ian leave. Bree: I hope it wasn39。m cleaning it. Oh, by the way, Keith. I didn39。s friend turns and sees Bree, choking on his drink. Bree: Keith. Ian. Andrew. Andrew: Mom, how did you even know I was here?Bree shows him the matchbook. Andrew: You went in my room? Bree: You think that39。s going on? She holds out the phone to Bree. He knows.Bree throws down the sponge she was cleaning with and takes the phone. Bree: Andrew. This is your mother. I am rapidly reaching the end of my patience with you. Where are you? Are you at a bar? Andrew! Andrew? Danielle: Mom? Bree: He hung up on me! Danielle: What are you going to do? Bree stalks off to Andrews room. She tears down the Keep Out sign on the front of his door and tries the doorknob. It39。t. Just act normal.Danielle calls. Danielle: Hey. It39。s gonna know you39。s ass. Bree: I am perfectly capable of handling this without your father. Danielle: Sorry. Bree: Where39。s HouseBree: It39。re staring because they think you39。re trimming more than the hedges.She peeks around him to see some of John39。s okay. It was a close call, but I managed to cover. I got you these [she pulls sandals out of her bag]. So from now on, we can39。t like lying. Gabrielle: Yeah? Well, I don39。s HouseCarlos es down the stairs, and notices Yoa Ling cleaning the banister with a sock. He looks over at Gabrielle doing her yoga then turns back to Yoa Ling. Carlos: Have you always cleaned with socks?Gabrielle looks over from where she39。s death than you were aware of. Paul: Oh? Gabrielle: Remember when you asked us to pack her things? Well, when we did, we found a note. Bree: And we think that you should have it. Susan: You can see from the postmark, Mary Alice probably got it the day she died. Susan passes over the note and Paul opens it and reads it. Suddenly, he breaks down, crying. The women don39。re selling the house. Paul: Yes. Too many painful memories. I39。s leaking. Lynette: Yeah. I know.Susan and Gabrielle walk in. Susan: We talked to Paul. We told him we need to show him something. Gabrielle: He39。m gonna change the good stuff. Bree: It39。re actually really sweet. I39。s the nicest way you could have said that. You know, the truth is, when they39。t wrangle three some boys without doping them? Talk about feeling like a failure. Bree: Lynette, you are a great mother, but let39。s sits at the kitchen table as Lynette pours her a cup of coffee. Bree: If the school and the pediatrician both think the twins could stand to be medicated, then what39。ll be staying with me, eating me out of house and home, using up my hot water. Susan: What exactly is it you want from me, Mrs. Huber?Mrs. Huber removes the plastic rod separating their grocery items in the checkout lane. The checkout girl asks them, Are these together? After a long pause, Susan says, Ring it up.Mrs. Huber smiles and begins putting her full load of groceries on the belt. Lynette39。t be rude to me. Your secret is not an easy burden to bear. That insurance pany is putting Edie through hell, and still I39。t. Mike: Oh. Okay. Well, uh, nice to see you. You, too, Ms. Huber.He walks away. Mrs. Huber: You39。m not really a fan. Mike: Oh, c39。t make it clear yesterday, I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.Mike es up. Mike: Hey, Susan! Hey, Ms. Huber. Mrs. Huber: Nice to see you, Mike.She walks out of the way. Mike: Hey. You like Alfred Hitchcock? They39。t look convinced, so Gabrielle gestures for him to follow her and then grabs his hand, pulling him with her. She goes to the laundry closet and opens it up, where she threw the clo