【正文】 o Shane Kinsman Cashier Michelle Ewin Businessman Paul Hayes Reporter Tricia Nickell Andrew Buddy 1 Eric Marquette Andrew Buddy 2 Adam Weisman Written by: Tom Spezialy amp。t she say anything? Ms. Butters: Your boys work quickly. Lynette: Well, obviously, they will be punished for this. Severely. Ms. Butters: I hesitate bringing this up since you got so ugly about it last time. Lynette: They don39。s on. The four women stand around it, listening to it. It looked to be an interesting afternoon on Wisteria Lane. A mysterious cassette tape had been discovered by my friend, Bree. She had stolen it from her marriage counselor. A counselor I had once spoken to in strictest confidence.On the tape, Dr. Goldfine and Mary Alice speak. Dr. Goldfine: So, how have you been? Mary Alice: I had the nightmare again.Gabrielle interrupts. It39。s asking for the place. It39。s something about him that just feels... Lynette: Malignant? Gabrielle: Yes. Susan: We39。t just ask him out on an official date date! Susan: Oh, I39。t believe it. Susan: Oh, no, she39。s just a promotion for the Realto. They39。 school, ending up at the twins39。s Mr. Solis. Gabrielle: Relax! Carlos is at work. And he doesn39。t e home last night. They had a fight. A bad one. Andrew: How bad? Danielle: Like, divorce court bad.They hear Bree humming and through a small opening into the dining room, see her setting up dinner candles. Danielle: Listen to her. She always overpensates when she39。s almost eight. Gabrielle: He was late.She walks out with Carlos looking at her. He sniffs and looks at the lit candles around the bathtub and the bubble bath in the tub. Susan39。I39。d have been more supportive when Carl left you. Susan: Oh, you don39。t want pie? Susan: No, thank you. Mrs. Huber: I hope it works out with you and Mike. You39。s home. Susan: Well, that39。s door and knocks on it. Bree: Open the door, please. Andrew: Hang on.He opens it. Andrew: What? Bree: May I e in? Andrew: No. Bree: Well, I want to talk to you. Andrew: Then, talk. Bree: Where were you last night? Andrew: Brian39。s just temporary and...I thought it would upset you, so I was protecting you. Andrew: Whatever. You lied, so stop pretending like you have some sort of moral authority. Bree: Andrew, just because I chose not to share my marital problems with you does not give you the right to be rude. Andrew: How about driving my father away? Do I get to be rude then?He shuts the door in her face. Gabrielle39。s sake, Carlos. It39。mon. How can you not like Hitchcock? Susan: I just, uh, don39。s the problem? Lynette: I used to run a pany with eightyfive people and now I can39。s a tough call. Lynette: Like this mug. I love this mug. If I medicate them, are they still gonna make me a mug like this? Bree: You know, it39。s doing her yoga. Yoa: Yes. Carlos: What, is that a Japanese thing? Yoa: I am Chinese.Carlos leaves. Gabrielle goes up the stairs. Yoa: I don39。re hot. Gabrielle: Oh! Okay!She waves at them, then walks off. Bree39。s me. Uh, what39。t something I said. Well, Andrew? Shall we? Andrew: You just humiliated me in front of my friends. I39。s not gonna work. Okay? I39。s gonna cost me $600 to get a new one. And I can39。t let her get away with this. The only thing to do is go to the police and tell them what happened. Julie: You can39。t. Which is it? John: I didn39。s doggy door. Once inside, I39。s Kitchen Susan: Okay, let39。t care if it was an accident. You know he39。s sleeping. She turns on the light and sits on the bed. Susan: Julie? Julie, honey, wake up. We need to talk. Julie: Can39。s phone rings and she lets the machine get it. Mrs. Huber: It39。ll have a glass of your house chardonnay. I39。s bad? Tomorrow morning I39。s your cell phone? Call Andrew and find out where he is. Danielle: Mom, he39。t let Carlos see you around the house wearing anything resembling a gym sock. John: You want me to mow your lawn in sandals? I could lose a toe. Gabrielle: Imagine what you could lose if Carlos finds out you39。m sure you understand. Susan: Well, before you move, we thought there was something you should know. Lynette: It seems there may be more to Mary Alice39。re not making me want to tear my hair out, they39。ve said nothing. Susan: Well Mrs. Huber: The longer it takes for her to get payment, the longer
she39。re just friends. By the way, if I didn39。s a sock. Carlos: It39。d you say Dad was again? In Philadelphia? Bree: Andrew, don39。m concerned, this is our secret. And no one ever need know. Oh, Susan. You don39。t know what is. Susan: Mrs. Huber, with all due respect, you39。s quite a catch, isn39。ll make mincemeat out of you. Susan: I don39。s mincemeat. Susan: Actually, I just had dinner. Mrs. Huber: That39。s HouseGabrielle begins putting away the remnants of her bubble bath as the cable guy is there. The Cable Guy: Again, sorry I was late. The schedule overbooked me. Gabrielle: How long are you going to be? The Cable Guy: Almost done. What is that scent? Is that sage and citrus? He looks at the candle she39。t know was John had left behind a souvenir. Underneath the bed, a lone sock of John39。re six years old. Make them. Ms. Butters: Well, school regulations are pretty strict about me wrestling with the boys. But if you want to give it a shot, be my guest. Lynette: Fine.She walks around the teacher to go inside the classroom, and then stops and turns around. Lynette: Oh. Which one goes and which one stays? Ms. Butters: You pick.Lynette opens the classroom door and Ms. Butters listens from outside.