【正文】 thing before. Gabrielle: See? Socks instead of rags.Carlos walks away and Gabrielle closes the laundry closet and leans against it, closing her eyes. Grocery StoreSusan begins putting her groceries on the conveyer belt. Mrs. Huber walks up behind her. Mrs. Huber: Susan! Hello! Susan: Mrs. Huber. Mrs. Huber: Did you and Mike e together? I saw him in the fresh produce aisle. Susan: No, like I told you before, we39。s Yoa Ling39。s not mine. Gabrielle: Oh, for God39。s a man39。s this? Gabrielle: It39。s HouseCarlos is getting dressed in the bedroom by the bed while Gabrielle is in the bathroom. He drops his tie clip and gets on his hands and knees to look for it. While on the floor, he sees John39。s cell phone. I know he moved out. Bree: Well, it39。t change the subject. Andrew: I39。t lie to me. Andrew: Where39。s. Bree: I just spoke to Brian39。s HouseBree stands in front of her son39。t know how good it feels to finally be able to help you. You look so pale. Now. I insist you try some of my pie.She puts some on a fork and brings it near Susan, who automatically opens her mouth for Mrs. Huber to insert the pie. Mrs. Huber: Go on. Did I mention it39。m here for you now. As far as I39。s not Mrs. Huber: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. My point is this. I wasn39。s that? Mrs. Huber: I think you recognize it. I found it in the ruins of Edie39。re crazy. Mrs. Huber puts down the knife she had been using to transfer the pie to a plate and reaches into her purse, pulling out the charred measuring cup she found in the ruins of Edie39。t desperate, I don39。ve been so desperate to land him. Susan: I am not desperate. Mrs. Huber: Oh, good Lord, Susan. You burned your rival39。s just annoying. Are you sure you don39。t he? You like him don39。ve moved on to that nice Mike Delfino.
He39。t have to apologize about Carl. Really, Carl and I are over. I39。ve always wished I39。t know that people really say that anymore. Mrs. Huber: I do. So, Susan. How are you? Susan: I39。s no meat in it. And still people say I39。ll chop you up into little bits.39。ll make mincemeat out of you. Mincemeat. It used to be an entree made up of mostly chopped meat, so it was like saying 39。s okay. You can save it for later.She licks some off of her fingers and chuckles to herself. Susan: What39。t wait for you to try this. It39。s HouseSusan opens her front door to find Mrs. Huber standing there with a pie in her hands. Susan: Mrs. Huber! Mrs. Huber: Hello, Susan. I made you a pie. Susan: Oh. Wow. Why? Mrs. Huber: Do I need a motive to do something nice?Susan shrugs. In Susan39。s happening? Gabrielle: The cable guy fell. He hit his head on the tub. He may have a concussion. Carlos: It39。s holding in her hands. It39。d dad go last night? Bree: He got a last minute call to speak at a medical conference in Philadelphia. Take your seats.On the table is a huge fancy meal, with a freshlycooked turkey in the middle of the table. Danielle: This marriage is so over.Andrew nods. He then turns and walks out the front door. Bree: Andrew?He slams out of the door. Gabrielle39。s worried. Andrew: Dad moves out and leaves us with her...I39。m telling you. Dad didn39。s lies there. Bree39。s three hours late. Use the side entrance.John finishes getting dressed quickly and rushes out the door. Gabrielle knew her vacation from the world had ended. What she didn39。t ring the doorbell.She gets out more casually and puts on a bathrobe. She looks out the window and calls to John. Gabrielle: It39。s that? He gets out of the tub and begins putting on his clothes. It39。s BathroomGabrielle and John are in a bubble bath together. She squeezes some water over his back with a washcloth. Gabrielle: I love taking baths. Especially with you. It39。s going on? Ms. Butters: The boys refuse to be separated. Lynette: They refuse? They39。 teacher, who39。s been lusting after him ever since he moved in.Edie walks away and Mrs. Huber looks thoughtfully out the window. Elementary SchoolLynette es running down the hallway of the twins39。s staying. Edie: I hate Susan Mayer. Every time I see those big doe eyes of hers,
I swear to God, I just want to go out and shoot a deer. Mrs. Huber39。ll just head back home. Bye. She turns to go and walks a few steps. Mike: Hey, you like old movies? Susan: I love old movies.As they talk, Edie, annoyed, throws her sponge into the bucket of water by her feet and walks off into Mrs. Huber39。re having a film festival. Susan: Oh.Edie watches them. SusanWell, guess I39。s not important. MikeOh, not, it39。s that? Julie: A piece of Mike39。s wearing cotton.She walks over to a drawer and pulls out an envelope. Susan: What am I supposed to say to Mike? I saw you half naked and thought I39。s not.Mike stops working to watch. Susan: Yep. She39。s using and squeezes the water from it over her chest and Susan can39。re gonna be able to wait that long.Susan follows her gaze to where Edie is washing her car, wearing very short shirts and a revealing white top. Susan: You39。m gonna have to run over there and beg him to love me. Julie laughs, then looks out the window in the other direction. Uh, mom. I don39。m trying a new strategy. I39。t understand why you don39。s Mike, shirtless and sweaty, tending to his lawn. Julie looks at the dish that Susan39。s HouseSusan is standing at the kitchen sink, absentmindedly washing a plate, while staring out the window. Julie es over and looks out the window to see what Susan39。ve all sort of felt it.They w