【正文】 at39。s quite a catch, isn39。m concerned, this is our secret. And no one ever need know. Oh, Susan. You don39。s a sock. Carlos: It39。ve said nothing. Susan: Well Mrs. Huber: The longer it takes for her to get payment, the longer
she39。m sure you understand. Susan: Well, before you move, we thought there was something you should know. Lynette: It seems there may be more to Mary Alice39。s your cell phone? Call Andrew and find out where he is. Danielle: Mom, he39。ll have a glass of your house chardonnay. I39。s sleeping. She turns on the light and sits on the bed. Susan: Julie? Julie, honey, wake up. We need to talk. Julie: Can39。s Kitchen Susan: Okay, let39。t. Which is it? John: I didn39。s gonna cost me $600 to get a new one. And I can39。t something I said. Well, Andrew? Shall we? Andrew: You just humiliated me in front of my friends. I39。re hot. Gabrielle: Oh! Okay!She waves at them, then walks off. Bree39。s a tough call. Lynette: Like this mug. I love this mug. If I medicate them, are they still gonna make me a mug like this? Bree: You know, it39。mon. How can you not like Hitchcock? Susan: I just, uh, don39。s just temporary and...I thought it would upset you, so I was protecting you. Andrew: Whatever. You lied, so stop pretending like you have some sort of moral authority. Bree: Andrew, just because I chose not to share my marital problems with you does not give you the right to be rude. Andrew: How about driving my father away? Do I get to be rude then?He shuts the door in her face. Gabrielle39。s home. Susan: Well, that39。d have been more supportive when Carl left you. Susan: Oh, you don39。s almost eight. Gabrielle: He was late.She walks out with Carlos looking at her. He sniffs and looks at the lit candles around the bathtub and the bubble bath in the tub. Susan39。s Mr. Solis. Gabrielle: Relax! Carlos is at work. And he doesn39。s just a promotion for the Realto. They39。t just ask him out on an official date date! Susan: Oh, I39。s asking for the place. It39。t she say anything? Ms. Butters: Your boys work quickly. Lynette: Well, obviously, they will be punished for this. Severely. Ms. Butters: I hesitate bringing this up since you got so ugly about it last time. Lynette: They don39。s putting on the refrigerator. ...and her ruthlessness in wiping out the petition.Lynette sprays a glass cleaner on some windows and scrubs furiously at the hand prints smudging it. Lynette gave up her career to assume a new label: incredibly satisfying role of fulltime mother.The phone rings, interrupting Lynette, who39。s license. It did not say Angela. Susan: Bree, what does it say on the rest of the tape? Bree: Just more about her nightmares and this girl she was afraid of. Gabrielle: So what the hell do we do now? Susan looks past her and sees Paul watering his lawn. All of the woman turn to look. He waves and they wave back. Susan: I think we should show Paul the note. Lynette: Are you sure? He39。s Mike, shirtless and sweaty, tending to his lawn. Julie looks at the dish that Susan39。s that? Julie: A piece of Mike39。s BathroomGabrielle and John are in a bubble bath together. She squeezes some water over his back with a washcloth. Gabrielle: I love taking baths. Especially with you. It39。s holding in her hands. It39。t know that people really say that anymore. Mrs. Huber: I do. So, Susan. How are you? Susan: I39。re crazy. Mrs. Huber puts down the knife she had been using to transfer the pie to a plate and reaches into her purse, pulling out the charred measuring cup she found in the ruins of Edie39。t change the subject. Andrew: I39。t make it clear yesterday, I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.Mike es up. Mike: Hey, Susan! Hey, Ms. Huber. Mrs. Huber: Nice to see you, Mike.She walks out of the way. Mike: Hey. You like Alfred Hitchcock? They39。re actually really sweet. I39。re trimming more than the hedges.She peeks around him to see some of John39。m cleaning it. Oh, by the way, Keith. I didn39。s Mrs. Huber, Susan. Are you there? I can see your lights are on. I hope you39。ll just use this as an excuse to reopen custody. Mom, I don39。ll stand guard while I crawl through Mrs. Huber39。t put out the fire, I ran. I must have dropped the measuring cup in the process. Julie: Why do I even let you out of the house? Susan: Obviously, I can39。s little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her.
Dreams that did not include a thong and a pole. Andrew: It39。t. Just act normal.Danielle calls. Danielle: Hey. It39。s HouseCarlos es down the stairs, and notices Yoa Ling cleaning the banister with a sock. He looks over at Gabrielle doing her yoga then turns back to Yoa Ling. Carlos: Have you always cleaned with socks?Gabrielle looks over from where she39。s sits at the kitchen table as Lynette pours her a cup of coffee. Bree: If the school and the pediatrician both think the twins could stand to be medicated, then what39。s not mine. Gabrielle: Oh, for God39。s HouseBree stands in front of her son39。s just annoying. Are you sure you don39。ll make mincemeat out of you. Mincemeat. It used to be an entree made up of mostly chopped meat, so it was like saying 39。m telling you. Dad didn39。s been lusting after him ever since he moved in.Edie walks away and Mrs. Huber looks thoughtfully out the window. Elementary SchoolLynette es running down the hallway of the twins39。s using and squeezes the water from it over her chest and Susan can39。s got this dark thing going on. There39。t work,