【正文】 Susan: Huh? Oh. Julie: I still don39。t just ask him out on an official date date! Susan: Oh, I39。m playing hard to get. Julie: How long do you think you can keep that up? Susan: Oh, maybe until noon. Then I39。t think you39。ve got to be kidding. She washed her car yesterday!As Edie washes, she glances over at Mike, who glances back. She takes the sponge she39。t believe it. Susan: Oh, no, she39。s bringing out the big guns. Julie: You better get over there. She39。d drop by? Julie hands Susan the note. Susan: What39。s junk mail we got by mistake. I held onto it in case of an emergency. Susan is thrilled. God bless you!She kisses Julie and rushes out the door. Susan crosses her lawn to go to Mike, looking over at Edie as she does so. She es up to Mike. Susan: Hi. Mike: Hey, Susan. Susan: I, uh, got this by mistake. MikeOh, thanks. He opens it. Susan: I hope it39。s just a promotion for the Realto. They39。ve done my good deed for the day. I39。s house, where she39。s eyes light up. What has she done this time? Edie: She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino. Again. Mrs. Huber: Susan likes Mike? Edie: Where the hell have you been, Martha? She39。 school, ending up at the twins39。s standing outside the classroom. Lynette: I got your message. What39。re six years old. Make them. Ms. Butters: Well, school regulations are pretty strict about me wrestling with the boys. But if you want to give it a shot, be my guest. Lynette: Fine.She walks around the teacher to go inside the classroom, and then stops and turns around. Lynette: Oh. Which one goes and which one stays? Ms. Butters: You pick.Lynette opens the classroom door and Ms. Butters listens from outside. Screaming and shouting can be heard from within. Ms. Butters opens up the door and peeks in. One twin is holding onto a table while Lynette grabs him by the feet, pulling. The other twin is on the other side of the table, trying to prevent Lynette from pulling it. Ms. Butters smiles. Ooh!Gabrielle39。s like taking a vacation from the world. John: I hated taking baths when I was a kid. Course back then, the only thing I had to play with was my rubber ducky.He leans back, turning slightly, and he leans in to kiss her. Right before they can, the doorbell rings and John gets nervous. John: Who39。s Mr. Solis. Gabrielle: Relax! Carlos is at work. And he doesn39。s the cable guy. He39。t know was John had left behind a souvenir. Underneath the bed, a lone sock of John39。s HomeDanielle and Andrew e home. Danielle: I39。t e home last night. They had a fight. A bad one. Andrew: How bad? Danielle: Like, divorce court bad.They hear Bree humming and through a small opening into the dining room, see her setting up dinner candles. Danielle: Listen to her. She always overpensates when she39。ll lose my mind.Bree opens the door from the dining room, smiling. Bree: Dinner is on the table. Andrew: Mom, where39。s HouseGabrielle begins putting away the remnants of her bubble bath as the cable guy is there. The Cable Guy: Again, sorry I was late. The schedule overbooked me. Gabrielle: How long are you going to be? The Cable Guy: Almost done. What is that scent? Is that sage and citrus? He looks at the candle she39。s amazing. Gabrielle: Try to hurry. I have stuff to do. He walks over to the wall and pulls on a cable cord, yanking at it. He suddenly loses his balance and falls on his back, having slipped on the bubble bath. Gabrielle is shocked. Later, the cable guy is strapped to a gurney by paramedics as Gabrielle watches. Carlos es up to her. Carlos: What39。s almost eight. Gabrielle: He was late.She walks out with Carlos looking at her. He sniffs and looks at the lit candles around the bathtub and the bubble bath in the tub. Susan39。s kitchen, Mrs. Huber is delicately cutting the pie. Mrs. Huber: I can39。s mincemeat. Susan: Actually, I just had dinner. Mrs. Huber: That39。s so funny? Mrs. Huber: I was just thinking of that expression: I39。I39。 She chuckles. But that was centuries ago. Today, mincemeat is mostly made up of fruit, spices, and rum. There39。ll make mincemeat out of you. Susan: I don39。m fine. Mrs. Huber: Good. You know, I have a confession to make. I39。d have been more supportive when Carl left you. Susan: Oh, you don39。ve moved on. Mrs. Huber: Yes, I know. You39。s quite a catch, isn39。t you? Susan: Uh, sure. As a friend. Mrs. Huber: Oh, Susan. Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance. For women of our age, it39。t want pie? Susan: No, thank you. Mrs. Huber: I hope it works out with you and Mike. You39。s house down. If that isn39。t know what is. Susan: Mrs. Huber, with all due respect, you39。s burnt house. She places it on the table in front of Susan. Susan: What39。s home. Susan: Well, that39。t there for you when Carl left, but I39。m concerned, this is our secret. And no one ever need know. Oh, Susan. You don39。s mincemeat? Susan swallows the pie with an audible gulp. Bree39。s door and knocks on it. Bree: Open the door, please. Andrew: Hang on.He opens it. Andrew: What? Bree: May I e in? Andrew: No. Bree: Well, I want to talk to you. Andrew: Then, talk. Bree: Where were you last night? Andrew: Brian39。s mother. Now tell me again where you were last night and this time don39。d you say Dad was again? In Philadelphia? Bree: Andrew, don39。m sorry. I thought the subject was telling lies. I called Dad39。s just temporary and...I thought it would upset you, so I was