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【正文】 o say the thing she knew she shouldn39。t say. I39。ve noticed that our sex Life has diminished. That39。s normal, isn39。t it? I mean, after a while How long has it been? A month. Don39。t take it all so seriously. Have fun with your sexuality. Have you tried playing erotic games? Samantha almost confessed that James. ...had been playing 39。39。hide the salami39。39。 since they met. I39。m just not feeling very sexual these days. I saw you masturbating the other day when I came out of the shower. Many women are simply unable to achieve asm through intercourse. It39。s nothing to be ashamed of. You have a problem with intimacy. No, that39。s not it. What is it? It39。s nothing. Nothing you say can hurt me, as Long as it39。s what you39。re feeling. That seems to be all the time we have for today. Nice work, you two. Shall we say next week, same time? Good for me. The idea of seeing Velma 39。39。Intomesee39。39。 Rubin on a weekly basis......was much more than Samantha could bear. At any moment,Big was gonna walk in with his geous date...smile at me like some distant stranger and say something crushing Happy birthday, baby. Glad you could make it. I can39。t stay long. I left my camel outside. You remember Jack? Jack is your date? I wasn39。t aware we were formally dating, but It is so good to see you again. How have you been? Marvelous, I split up with a bitch who broke my didn39。t get my money. Happy birthday to me. An hour later, my Arabian Nights fantasy......birthday felt like Midnight Express. How are you? Great. How are you? Good. Fine. Good. Excuse me, what is your ex doing at your birthday? I told him to drop by for a drink. I didn39。t think he39。d stay for a lap dance. My God, have you tried the babe ganooj? It is to die for. I don39。t eat babe ganooj. You don39。t know what you39。re missing. I can39。t believe the bastard dared to e. I can39。t believe what she does with her navel. Please, I39。m about to Lose my couscous. While I watched my ex get a Mesopotamian lap dance......Susan Sharon made a play for Mr. Marvelous. I can39。t deal with being single all over again. Every relationship has its ups and downs. My husband and I work very hard. We probably don39。t spend enough damn time together. Compounded by the fact that neither of us gets enough sleep. Then again, who does? I really never imagined myself as a divorcee, you know? It39。s more important to till your own soil than to go in search of greener pastures. Do you ever shut the fuck up? In that moment, Susan Sharon realized she desperately missed her husband. That night, Charlotte came home to a very unpleasant surprise. Bad! Charlotte realized, like so many males before him......Henry had shit all over her perfect world. He and Charlotte soon parted ways. The one thing she could never say was, 39。39。I got rid of the puppy.39。39。 We all know what happened to him. He39。d bee the glue that put Susan Sharon and her husband back together. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Although neither of them could admit that a dog saved their marriage. Later that evening, as my birthday passed into the early hours of just another day......I found myself alone on the street with Mr. Big. Another year older. And none the wiser. That39。s the way it goes. Can I give you a ride home? No, I39。m just gonna grab a cab. Do you need cab fare? No, I39。m okay. Good, because I think I Left all my $20 in that belly dancer39。s crotch. Goodnight. Goodnight. As I watched him go, I realized the one thing I couldn39。t say to Mr. Big was......39。39。I39。m still not over you.39。39。 217 twentysomething girls vs. thirtysomething women This is a story about a lovely couple, Rob and Elaine......who rented a house one especially hot and sticky summer in the Hamptons. Elaine invited her best single friends, Cindy and Ja......While Rob invited his single friends, Ira and Matthew......to share the good times and exorbitant rent. Until one day, this lovely couple had a terrible fight......when Elaine went for a run and twisted her ankle......and came back early to find Rob canoodling With Ja. And Cindy got tired of Matthew39。s idiotic jokes and incessant market chatter. Ira tried to be there for Elaine and confessed his true feelings for her......which she tried to laugh off as a joke. By August, it got to the point where everything was so awkward......that nobody wanted to e back. And that39。s when Ja called her friend Charlotte. It39。s a really cute three bedroom cottage. They39。re giving us a fantastic deal for the month of August. Because it39。s haunted with cheating boyfriends and sexual rejection. We can always burn sage. Sharing a house with your girlfriends is fine in your 20s......but in your 30s, isn39。t it a bit pathetic, Like being the oldest kid at summer camp? She has a point. My 25yearold assistant, Nina Grabowski......has a summer share in Bridgehampton with 18 other girls. They sleep in shifts. What if they meet someone? They fuck in shifts, too. Hold it. I can39。t believe you guys Would pass up a chance to get out of this heat. Besides, the city39。s pletely dead during August. Because everyone39。s in the Hamptons. Or stuck in traffic trying to get there. This Could be the Last summer we can all get together and do something like this. I mean, next year, who knows? One of us Could be married or have kids. And we39。ll always regret that Last summer we didn39。t spend together in the Hamptons. Charlotte39。s sweet hopefulness touched something in all of us. Okay, I39。m in. Me, too. Fine, but I get the Late shift. Samantha always felt like she was in her 20s......until seeing an actual twentysomething brought her down to earth. No, I39。m getting you on the VIP list. You have to try it for one night. My best friend Jerry owns it. He also owns the one in South Beach. Yes, the same one. Proof and confirm the guest list for the Hetrick Mar