【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 she has a nice face. 我得干點(diǎn)什么轉(zhuǎn)移注意力 I need to do something to take my mind of her. 說著容易 但我得先有個(gè)辦法 Easy enough, except I need an idea. 我有點(diǎn)喝醉了 我不會(huì)撒謊的 I’m a little intoxicated. I’m not gonna lie. 就算是無聊的周二 還沒到十點(diǎn) 又有什么關(guān)系呢 So, what if it’s not even 10pm and it’s a Tuesday night? 科克蘭的 Facebook開在我桌面上 The Kirkland’s facebook is open on my desktop 有人上傳了不少雷人的照片 And somebody of these people with pretty horrendous facebook pics. 坐在那的比利 .奧羅森出了個(gè)主意 Billy Olsen’s sitting here had the idea, 說把這些照片和家禽家畜放在一起 putting some of the picture next to picture of farm animal, 然后讓大家投票看哪個(gè)更火 and have people vote who’s hotter. 這主意不錯(cuò)啊 奧羅森先生 Good call, Mr. Olsen! 好的 開始 Yeah, it’s on. 我不想和家禽家畜比 但我覺得拿兩個(gè)人比不錯(cuò) I’m not gonna do the farm animal but I like the idea of paring two people together. 因?yàn)檫@比 給性感程度直接打分的方式更含蓄 It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people’s rating of the picture is more implicit... 給人一種 圖靈機(jī) 的感覺 (存儲(chǔ)量沒有限制的理論計(jì)算機(jī) ) Than say, choosing a number to represent each person’s hotness like they do on hotornot. 首先我們需要許多照片 The first thing we’re going to need is a lot of picture 不幸的是哈佛沒有統(tǒng)一公開的照片庫 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn’t keep a public centralized facebook, 所以我將從各自宿舍電腦盜取他們照片 So I’m going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in, 黑客登場 Let the hacking begin! 從科克蘭開始 這里的一切都是公開的 還允許在 Apache系統(tǒng)中里插入目錄 First up is Kirkland, they keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, 所以用個(gè) WGET 就能下載 科克蘭全部的照片庫圖片了 So a little wget magic is all that’s necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook. 易如反掌 Kid’s stuff. 下來是伊利爾特 他們也是公開的 但在 Apache上加不了目錄 Next is Eliot. They’re also open, but with no indexes in Apache. 我進(jìn)行一個(gè)空白搜索 接著數(shù)據(jù)庫里的所有圖片就會(huì)顯示出來 I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. 然后我保存網(wǎng)頁 火狐就會(huì)幫我存好照片 Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. 不錯(cuò) 進(jìn)展順利 Excellent. Moving right along. 請(qǐng)注意 Excuse me, everybody... 你們現(xiàn)在所在的是 全世界最古老最有特色俱樂部 You’re in one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive club, not just Harvard but in the world. 現(xiàn)在我宣布鳳凰俱樂部秋季學(xué)期首場派對(duì)開始 Now, I wanna wele you all, The Phoenix Club First Party of the fall semester. 洛厄爾有安全防護(hù) 需要用戶名和密碼 Lowell has some security they require username/password bo. 我可以直接進(jìn) 入 而且說他們沒有 FAS用戶權(quán)限 I’m gonna go ahead and says the don’t have an access to main fas user database 所以他們看不到這次入侵 So they have no worry detecting an intrusion. 亞當(dāng)斯沒有安全系統(tǒng) 且每頁只能顯示 20個(gè)結(jié)果 Adams has no security but limit the number of result to 20 of pages, 我再用 一次對(duì)付洛厄爾的辦法就能搞定 All I need to do is to break up some script I use on Lowell and reset. 昆西都沒有在線的 Facebook 真寒磣 Quincy has no online facebook, what a shame! 這我也沒辦法 Nothing I can do about that. 頓斯特不太好弄 他們不是沒公共目錄 他們壓根就沒目錄 Dunster is intense not only there’s no public directory but there’s no directory at all. 你必須進(jìn)行搜索 而且每次超過二十個(gè)結(jié)果 就什么都不會(huì)顯示 You have to do searches. And if you’re search return more than 20 matches, nothing’s get return. 一旦有個(gè)結(jié)果 也不會(huì)直接連接到圖片 Once you do get result, they don’t link directly to images. 而是連接到個(gè)人網(wǎng)頁或別的什么 They link to PHP that redirect to something. 很奇怪 估計(jì)不太容易 我一會(huì)再弄 Weird! That’s maybe difficult, I’ll e back later. 馬克 謝爾頓醒了 怎么了 Hei, Mark! What? 做的好 魚很不錯(cuò) 謝了 Great one. Beautiful fish. Thanks. 埃弗雷特稍好點(diǎn) 雖然還是要搜索 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search. 空白搜索會(huì)鏈接到有每個(gè)學(xué)生照片的網(wǎng)頁上 But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every students pictures 惡心的是 每次只能打開一張 I slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time... 我不 可能打開五百個(gè)網(wǎng)頁 下載一百次照片 There’s no way I’m gonna go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time 所以有必要退出 EMACS 修改 Perl代碼 So it’s definitely necessary to break out emacs and modify that Perl script. 凌晨 2點(diǎn) 08分 搞定 Done. 怎樣了 Hey, what’s goin’ on? 時(shí)機(jī)正好 愛德華多來了 Perfect timing. 他有我最需要的東西 Eduardo is here and he is going to have the key ingredients 馬克 愛德華多 ... Hey Mark, Eduardo... 你和艾瑞卡分手了 ? You and Erica split up? 你怎么知道的 How did you know that? 你博客上都寫著呢 It’s on your blog. 好吧 你還好吧 Yeah. Are you alright? 我要你幫忙 我就是干這個(gè)來的 I need you. I’m here for you. 不是要你安慰我 我需要你投機(jī)石油時(shí)用的公式 No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players. 你沒事兒吧 Are you ok? 我們?cè)诮o女孩打分 We’re ranking girls. 你說女學(xué)生嗎 對(duì) You mean others student. Yup. 你覺得這是個(gè)好主意嗎 You think this such a good idea? 我需要那個(gè)運(yùn)算公式 I need the algorithm, alright. I need the algorithm. 每個(gè)女生有 1400的基礎(chǔ)分 Each girl base rating 1400. 在某一時(shí)刻女孩 A得到 Ra的評(píng)分 女孩 B得到 Rb的評(píng)分 At any given time Girl A has a ra