【文章內容簡介】 en: You39。re both liars. That39。s not how it happened at all. In those days, I was just starting out as a security system. Plankton and I met when he installed me.Plankton: It was only our third date.Karen: Anyways, I had recorded the whole thing in my databanks. (flashback on Karen39。s puter screen)Plankton: Now that39。s a handsome looking burger.Mr. Krabs: You said it, old chum. (over inter) Attention! Get your Plankton and Krabs patties right here! (a tumbleweed rolls by) Do you think it was a good idea to open in the dump? (music is playing in the background)Plankton: What39。s that music?Mr. Krabs: I39。d know that theme song anywhere. It39。s Old Man Jenkins. Old Man Jenkins! (Old Man Jenkins puts a tire in his boat)Old Man Jenkins: I just been looking for some new shoes for Ol39。 Bessie.Mr. Krabs: You39。ve help me mom and me through some tough times. It would be an honor if you39。d be the first to try our delicious burgers.Old Man Jenkins: Why, I39。d be happy to! (bites into the burger then smiles)Mr. Krabs amp。 Plankton: Yeah! (Old Man Jenkins falls over. Later, a newspaper appears on screen)Mr. Krabs: Plab Patties . Old Man J... I can39。t believe we poisoned that sweet old guy.Plankton: Well, he is old.Mr. Krabs: Hey. that guy is like family to me.Plankton: Well, it was your fault the patty was tainted.Mr. Krabs: You39。re the one who put too much seaweed sauce in the burger.Plankton: You let it sit out too long. That39。s what did it! I39。m taking the recipe and fixing it.Mr. Krabs: No way, that recipe39。s mine! (both fight over the recipe)Plankton: Stop, you39。re gonna... (recipe tears in half, sending both into opposite sides of the restaurant. Plankton walks out)You wanna fight over this recipe, I39。ll give ya a fight you39。ll never forget! (slams the door causing a shelf, above the boiling patty, to spill the jars into the cauldron)Mr. Krabs: Well, that39。s ruined. But, no use letting this go to waste. These kids39。ll eat anything. (licks some of the patty mix) I39。ve done it. I39。ve discovered the perfect patty batter.Karen: Meanwhile, Plankton was back at the elementary school. But this time, he was going it alone. (Plankton puts a Chum Bucket bucket with meat in it while Mr. Krabs wheels in Krabby Patties and knocks him over)Mr. Krabs: Oh, no you don39。t! This is my terf.Plankton: I think not, Rag Boy.Mr. Krabs: What? Why I outta squash you right now. You little...Plankton: Get out of my face! (both growl at each other)Fish 6: Hey, look! Nerd fight.Bully: I bet five bucks on Rag Boy.Plankton: Aha! We39。ll let the customers decide who39。s burger is better. Step right up, gents. Get a delicious Chum Burger right here.Classmate: Big Johnny will eat anything.(Big Johnny walks over to Plankton39。s side)Plankton: Have a Chum Burger, Johnny, sir. (Johnny eats it)Karen: Plankton had pieced together his own creation using memory and science.Plankton: Go on, sir! Tell your buddies what you think! (Big Johnny spits the burger out on both his friends)Classmate: I39。m gonna try one of Rag Boy39。s burgers.Mr. Krabs: Here ya are, sir. You are the first to taste a Krabby Patty. (hands him a patty. He takes a bite and instantly enjoys it)Classmate: Flavor!Fish 7: Edible!Kid Fish: We can actually hold it down!Fish 8: This is the most flavortastic sensation my stilldeveloping taste buds have ever experienced!All: Yay, Rag Boy!Plankton: I39。ll show you, Krabs! I39。ll steal that cursed recipe from you one day, and I won39。t stop till I do! (flashback ends)Mr. Krabs: Woohoo! My recipe was, is, and always will be the best.Plankton: You wouldn39。t have that recipe if it weren39。t for me.Mr. Krabs: You callin39。 me a liar?Karen: Will you men stop yelling at each other? I can39。t believe you let a recipe ruin such a wonderful friendship. (both tear up)Mr. Krabs: You were my only true friend that didn39。t have a president printed on him. But money doesn39。t hug back.Plankton: My life has been nothing but a long line of disappointments since we became enemies. All these years I39。ve been trying to steal your formula. But I was really just trying to steal back our friendship.Mr. Krabs: Really?Plankton: It39。s all I ever really wanted. To get back to the way it used to be. You and me against the world! How about a hug, Krabs, old pal?Mr. Krabs: I39。d like that, Planky, old chum. (both hug and cry at the same time)SpongeBob: Doesn39。t it just warm your heart, Karen?Karen: I suppose it would. If I had one.Plankton: I39。m sorry, Krabs, old buddy.Mr. Krabs: Me, too. Me, too. (Plankton grabs the formula from Mr. Krabs39。 back pocket)Plankton: Now, Karen! (Karen grabs the formula) Back off, Rag Boy. (jumps on the formula and Karen wheels off)SpongeBob: [gasp] Sabotage!Plankton: Go, Karen![They chase each other in a circle as another episode draws to a close] 82 *The Original Fry Cook*Dialogue(At the Krusty Krab...)Old man Jenkins: I just can39。t decide what to order.Squidward: You already ordered.Old Man Jenkins: Don39。t rush me, young lady!Squidward: Hurry up, SpongeBob!(Back in the kitchen, SpongeBob is filling in a ketchup heart on a Krabby Patty.)Squidward: What is taking you so long?SpongeBob: I39。m adding the love!Squidward: You39。re not getting paid to love.SpongeBob: Well, I39。m not here for the money. (Puts the top bun on and walks out. SpongeBob talks to the Krabby Patty on his way to the customer39。s table.) I39。ll always treasure these moments we had together.Squidward: Look!!!(He points to outside, where a solid gold limousine pulls up to the Krusty Krab. Everyone gasps, then runs out to the limo, knocking over and walking over SpongeBob. When SpongeBob lift