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at of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers It39。s the most embarrassing thing I39。ve ever seen) The most embarrassing thing you39。ve ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers It39。s getting worse because you39。re repeating everything I say into the microphone) And now it39。s worse because I39。m repeating everything you say into the microphone? Chapter 7:The sad truthMr. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn39。t get the job! SpongeBob: What? Mr. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job. SpongeBob: But... But why? Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you39。re a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let39。s face it, he39。s more... mature than you. SpongeBob: I39。m not... mature? Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there39。s a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let39。s see... Fish: Dork? Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that39。s not right. Not a dork. Pearl: A goofball? Mr. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no. Fish: A dingaling. Fish: Wing nut. Old Female Fish: A Knucklehead Mcspazatron. Mr. Krabs: OK, that39。s enough! Look, what I39。m trying to say is, you39。re just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they39。d call it kidager. You understandager? I mean, you understand? SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? (SpongeBob walks away) SpongeBob (depressed): I39。m ready. Depression. I39。m ready. Depression. Mr. Krabs: Poor kid. Chapter 8:Patrick39。s interruption (Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.) Patrick: Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let39。s hear it for SpongeBob! (Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.) Patrick: Hello? Where39。d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? French Narrator: Later that evening... Chapter 9:Theft of the crown(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle) Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of King Neptune. (Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident) Squire: Oh, right. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a question) Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king39。s crown? Prisoner: Yes, but... Neptune: But what? Prisoner: But it39。s my job, Your Highness. I39。m the royal crown polisher. Neptune: Well, then I guess I can39。t execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is. Mindy: Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) You39。re free to go. Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. (Walks away) Neptune: Mindy, how dare you defy me? Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean? Neptune: I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea. Mindy: Father, I wish you39。d try a little love and passion instead of these harsh punishments. Presenter: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head) Neptune: Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown). What is this, Mindy? Mindy: Your crown? Neptune: And what does this crown do? Mindy: Covers your bald spot. Neptune: It39。s not bald, it39。s... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown. Mindy: I39。m gonna be bald?! Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won39。t wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is the cushion that the crown was on) Mindy: Dad, your crown... Neptune: What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen the royal crown! Plankton: (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober39。s Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks) Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it39。s time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober! Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing. Goofy Goober: Oh, I39。m a Goofy Goober, yeah You39。re a Goofy Goober, yeahWe39。re all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy Goober and Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar) SpongeBob: All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I39。ll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don39。t even remember why I was sad. (Patrick walks up to him) Patrick: Hey, it39。s the new Krusty Krab manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure39。s already setting in. SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don39。t understand. I didn39。t get the promotion. Patrick: What? Why? SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I39。m a kid. Patrick: What? That39。s insane. SpongeBob: I know. Patrick: Well, saying you39。re a kid, it39。s like saying I39。m a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal) Waiter: Here39。s your Goober Meal, sir. Patrick: I39。m supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks. SpongeBob: I39。m gonna head home, Pat. The celebration39。s off. Patrick: Are you sure? SpongeBob: Yeah. I39。m not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away) Patrick: Okay, see you. Chapter 11:Sundae rush Waiter: (Handi