【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 好啦 , 它們真的很糟？ Chandler: No, no no no. You’ll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillary’s bind, right? 不 , 不不不 . 你會(huì)看上去很好的 . Hillary 是瞎子，對(duì)嗎？ Monica: She will be after tonight. 在今晚之后就是了。 Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.) 對(duì)。 Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh… Oh，嗨，嗨 Rach,，你注意到 ..ahh Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. 是的，你的牙？沒錯(cuò)，我在外面就看到了。 (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. 你們永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)相信。 But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. make out: 調(diào)情 Phoebe 和 Ralph Lauren 調(diào)情了 Chandler: What??? 什么？ Monica: Oh my god. Oh my god。 Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just…made out. run into: 碰到某人 是的，我知道，她在我的辦公室撞上他 And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me 然后他們就親熱了，最瘋狂的是 , 我的老板現(xiàn)在喜歡我 Because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip she’d heard all year. gossip：閑話，留言 因?yàn)槲腋嬖V了她這些她說這是她今年聽到的最好的八卦。 Chandler: I am proud of all my friends today. be proud of: 為 ...驕傲 今天我為我所有的朋友感到驕傲。 Monica: My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 天啊 ,， Rachel，我不敢相信 Phoebe 和 Ralph Lauren 親熱了 .。 Ohh, I’m so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.) jealous：嫉妒的 Ohh，我嫉妒死了。 Chandler: Hi, I’m Chandler. Your living boyfriend. Hi,，我是 Chandler。你的同居男朋友。 Monica: Chandler, please, e on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine.) Chandler,得了，看看他。 Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.) tasty: 好吃的 dish: 盤裝菜 Oh，我不是女人 ,，不過這是一道不錯(cuò)的菜。 Phoebe: Hey. Here. (Hands Chandler a copy of her flyer and sees the picture of Ralph.) Ohh, who’s the silver fox? silver fox: 銀狐 Hey. 哦 ,，這頭銀狐是誰？ Rachel: Thatthat is your make out buddy. Don’t you recognize him? buddy: 伙計(jì) recognize: 認(rèn)出 他 他就是你親熱的對(duì)象，你不認(rèn)識(shí)他了嗎？ (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please. Oh 等一下 . Ohh, Phoebe 我愛你 . 吻我 . Phoebe: That’s not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though. 他不是 Ralph Lauren. 盡管聽上去像他。 Rachel: What? 什么？ Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesn’t look anything like that guy. 對(duì)，不， Ralph 和這個(gè)家伙沒有一點(diǎn)相像， He’she’s young and he’s got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack. Hacky Sack： 他 他年輕，有一頭長發(fā)和胡須，還有一個(gè) HACKY SACK球。 Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, that’s not Ralph Lauren. 天啊， Phoebe,，那個(gè)人不是 Ralph Lauren。 That’s Kenny the copy guy. 那是 Kenny ， 那個(gè)復(fù)印員。 Phoebe: What? 什么？ Rachel: Oh...Go...Oh...and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. Oh..Go..Oh..我還告訴了我老板，有人和 Ralph Lauren 親熱。 If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!! 如果她發(fā)現(xiàn)我騙了她 ,，她會(huì)更加恨我的。 Phoebe！ Phoebe: Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren? 為什么那個(gè)復(fù)印員說他是 Ralph Lauren？ Rachel: To get you to make out with him!!! 為了和你親熱！ Phoebe: Ohhh. Ohhh. [Scene: Ross’s Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.] Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. Okay, 這樣也許能讓你的牙齒看上去不那么白。 (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, so colors that don’t work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple. Do you wanna try this highlighter again? highlighter：熒光筆 不， Okay，不成功的顏色有藍(lán)，黃，綠，紅，白，桔紅，還有紫色 .你想再試一試熒光筆嗎？ Ross: No, I think it poisoned me a little. poison：毒害【使反胃】 不要，我覺得有點(diǎn)反胃。 The date starts in like an hour. 離約會(huì)還有一個(gè)小時(shí)了。 What am I gonna do? 我不知道該怎么辦？ Monica: Hey， maybe if your skin was a little lighter. 嘿，如果你的皮膚亮一點(diǎn)。 Your teeth wouldn’t stand out so much. stand out：突出 你的牙就不會(huì)看上去那么亮了。 Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. Oh 太好了 .，所以我所需要做的就是換新皮膚，謝謝你。 Monica: I’m just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you. makeup: 化妝品 我的意思是 , 如果我們只給你用少量化妝品。 Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 我們不再是 13 歲了。 Monica: Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working. have a shot at: 口 試著去做 (打奪等 ) Ross 這是你唯一能在短時(shí)間里做到的。 Ross: But, won’t she notice I have makeup on? 但是，她會(huì)察覺到我上妝了？ Monica: Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on. 得了吧 . 天下的一半男人都上妝。 Ross: What?? 什么？ Monica: All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see. 好了 , 一半人類 . 我的意思是 ,趕快做了看看。 Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.) put on makeup: 擦化妝品 不 . 我不要化妝。 Phoebe: Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) put up flyer: 發(fā)傳單 demon: 魔鬼 Hello.， Oh 不錯(cuò)。 Ross 你能幫我把那些傳單貼上嗎？ OH!! Demon!! Demon!! OH!! 魔鬼！魔鬼！ [Scene: Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.] sachet: (熏衣等用的 )香袋香料袋 Monica: Now our drawers will smell nice and we didn’t waste these pantyhose. waste: 浪費(fèi) pantyhose：連褲襪 現(xiàn)在抽屜會(huì)有好味道了，我們并沒浪費(fèi)這些褲襪。 Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. God forbid: 口 ]但愿不會(huì)如此 !千萬不要這樣 ! 蒼天不容 ! 沒錯(cuò)，上帝禁止我們?nèi)拥襞f內(nèi)衣褲。 Youyou know what? I’m going to go over to Joey’s. 你 你知道嗎？我要到 Joey 那去。 Monica: Wait, we’re supposed to anize the wrapping paper drawer. wrapping paper: 包裝紙 anize: 組織 等等 , 我們?cè)撜矸虐b紙的抽屜了。 Chandler: Yes, but I feel like I’ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. feminine: 女性的 沒錯(cuò)，但是我覺得我今天接觸女性的東西太多了。 You know. In fact I think we’re two sachets away from being a lesbian couple. lesbian: 女性同性戀的 實(shí)際上我們離一對(duì)女同性戀只差一對(duì)香袋了。 Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. girlie: 少女 你知道嗎？這是有點(diǎn)像女孩的一天 .。 You’re right, I’m sorry. 你是對(duì)的，我很抱歉。 Chandler: Nah, Nah, it’s okay. 不，不，這沒問題。 I feel like I need to be in guy place. 我只是覺得我必須到男人的地盤去。 You know, do kind of like a man thing. 做男人該做的事。 Monica: Yeah. Go over to Joey’s. 好 . 到 Jo