【正文】 atsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That39。s a Ten. MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused. CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it39。s ok. [Out on the balcony] ROSS: What39。m with Rachel. You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all? RACHEL: No, I think that was the whole all. [Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.] JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That39。s Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Pla of the Apes. PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You39。t resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.) PHOEBE: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my god, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him? SUSAN: Oh, is he hungry already? CAROL: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.) CHANDLER: You know, it39。s a baby suckin39。re unfortable, just ask questions. Carol39。ll get it. Anybody else want one? ALL: No thanks. JULIE: Oh, you39。t, I have to take my grandmother to the vet. MONICA: Ok, um, I39。t go shopping with her? What about Rachel? MONICA: It39。s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. MONICA: But I39。re wele. PHOEBE: Woof, woof. [Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men39。t know. JOEY: Well, he39。. JOEY: Listen, I know you39。t feel full. RACHEL: (entering) Hey, guys, what39。s not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s like we39。s clever. MONICA: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that39。re not supposed to do that. PHOEBE: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. CHANDLER: What did you just do? PHOEBE: I licked my arm, what? ROSS: It39。s breast had a picture of a missing child on it. MONICA: Hey, where is everybody? RACHEL: They took Ben to the park. Where39。t mean anything to me. RACHEL: Yeah, right. MONICA: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I39。s not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don39。s breast milk. It39。re being silly. I39。s kinda sweet, sorta like, uh SUSAN: Cantaloupe juice. JOEY: Exactly. ROSS: You39。t stop being true. ROSS: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel. CHANDLER: Howdy. JOEY: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it39。s doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day. CHANDLER: What do you care? You39。s gonna e along that slices a better cheddar. And then where39。m right. I say you show this guy what you39。t know what else to say. RACHEL: Well that works out good, because I39。s that terrible? RACHEL: Yes. Monica, you don39。s actually, but now she39。re my...We39。re in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie39。d do anything for you, you know that. MONICA: I39。m openin39。m sorry. I am such a doofus. I39。ve never really talked. I guess you39。s probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don39。s always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she39。d love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. 。d be great. I39。re not totally paranoid. JULIE: Oy. RACHEL: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I39。t even tell you this, but I39。m so sorry. ANNABELLE: My god, what happened? JOEY: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin39。m ready. CUSTOMER: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I39。. I said, mornin39。t do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you39。re...Oh, I love you. RACHEL: I love you too. PHOEBE: You guys, um I know that this really doesn39。m friends with her doesn39。s bad enough that she39。m sorry, did my back hurt your knife? MONICA: Rachel, say that I39。m gonna do it. CHANDLER: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she39。re right. CHANDLER: You39。t supposed to mean anything to you. JOEY: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don39。re dressed. JOEY: Or maybe it39。ve tasted it. SUSAN: Uh huh. ROSS: Oh, you39。s no big deal. Just taste it. ROSS: That would be no. PHOEBE: Come on. It doesn39。s nothing wrong with it. I just don39。s milk, and Ross freaked out. ROSS: I did not freak out. CAROL: Why39。s this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It39。d you have lunch with? MONICA: Judy. RACHEL: Who? MONICA: Julie. RACHEL: What? MONICA: Jody. RACHEL: You were with Julie? MONICA: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother39。t even taste it? ROSS: No! PHOEBE: Not even if you just pretend that it39。t microwave that, did you, because it39。t look so surprised. I39。t sleep. ROSS: Carol, we39。d you buy? PHOEBE: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur. RACHEL: You went shopping for fur? PHOEBE: Yes, and then I realized I39。s kinda understood that everything from Young Men39。ll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin39。s he doin39。s actually not that big a deal. ROSS: It39。t it? CHANDLER: Come on, you39。re you doin39。 your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her) RACHEL: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch. JULIE: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdales who39。re busy, that39。s gonna happen a lot, so you39。ll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen) JOEY: (joins him) I gotta get one, too. ROSS: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing? CHANDLER: We39。s, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.] MONICA: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he39。s new haircut? PHOEBE: You wanna do it right now? JULIE: Great! (Julie leaves) PHOEBE: (to