【正文】 Rue de la (mumbles something).Monica: Keep talking.Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!Monica: I love you!(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)Monica: (in a French accent) Bonjour, monsieur.Chandler: Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away.(There is a knock on the door.)Chandler: It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, what’s up? (She enters.)Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just gonna need a small deposit.Monica: What?!Phoebe: Y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date.Chandler: Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)Joey: They break your heart, don’t they?Phoebe: Y’know, I don’t really their permission.Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.Joey: What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.Phoebe: They give you away! There’s justthere’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.Joey: And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.[Cut back to Monica and Chandler’s room, they are making out again as there’s another knock on the door.]Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)Monica: Yes.Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, byebye!Rachel: Nono, seriouslyseriously, what was the especially me part about?Monica: Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.Rachel: What?!Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, here’s a thought.(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.Chandler: (entering) Ahh, third base.Monica: It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!Rachel: Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!Monica: (gasps) We had a characturist!Rachel: Oh!! Phoebe: (singing, angrily) Whenever I get married, guess who won’t get to sing?Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!(Exits.)Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!Ross: Got me. (He shows of his hands.)Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!Ross: Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?Monica: I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!Rachel: Oh wow. That—y’know what? That is so unfair. Y’know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)Monica: (yelling after them) I can’t believe you’re gonna have sex on my engagement night!!Chandler: Well, somebody should. (Monica glares at him.)[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom.]Ross: Look uh, if we’re gonna do this…Rachel: We’re not gonna do this, all right? She’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it.Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins. (There’s a knock on the door.)Rachel: Who is it?Monica: (outside the door) It’s Monica, open up!Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)Ross: Oww!Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!Monica: I know why!Rachel: No you don’t know why!Monica: Okay! Why?!Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.Monica: What do you mean?Rachel: Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!(Ross looks at Chandler.)Chandler: (To Ross) I don’t care, she slept with me.Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your night.Monica: (starting to cry) I’m sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)Ross: (deadpan) Well, I’m going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.Chandler: Thanks.Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.Rachel: Yeah.Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who’s going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.) Ending Credits[