【正文】 for men? GUY: No thanks. TODD: Hombre? GUY: Yeah. All right. TODD: You were saying? [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.] MONICA: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. PHOEBE: What? MONICA: We were shopping, and we had lunch. PHOEBE: Oh, all right. What did I have? MONICA: You had a salad. PHOEBE: Oh, no wonder I don39。s up. PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad. RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What39。m against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs. RACHEL: You bought boobs? PHOEBE: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras. [Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.] JOEY: Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee. ANNABELLE: Oh, actually I sorta have plans. TODD: Ready, Annabelle? ANNABELLE: You bet. Maybe some other time? JOEY: Hey, it39。s, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.] CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won39。ve been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It39。re father and son. SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don39。m a lovely person. RACHEL: Oh, this is so cute. SUSAN: Oh, I got that for him. ROSS: My mommies love me. That39。d be great. See ya then. Bye. RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew? MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. PHOEBE: Ben, dinner! ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn39。s breast milk, and you39。s breast milk. PHOEBE: So? RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person. JOEY: What is the big deal? CHANDLER: What did you just do? ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk? PHOEBE: You won39。s milk? ROSS: Not even if Carol39。ve you been? MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket. RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how e it cost you uh 53 dollars? MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card. RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket MONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent. RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who39。s girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping. RACHEL: Oh. Oh my god. MONICA: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn39。m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out. RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. MONICA: That is not true! RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here? MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. MONICA: Hi, who39。s Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanna, it39。t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. CAROL: How did we do? PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben39。d you freak out? ROSS: Because it39。s gross. CAROL: My breast milk is gross? SUSAN: This should be fun. ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。t think breast milk is for adults. CHANDLER: Of course the packaging does appeal to grownups and kids alike. CAROL: Ross, you39。ve tried it, it39。t taste bad. JOEY: Yeah, it39。ve tasted it? You39。ve tasted it. SUSAN: You can keep saying it, but it won39。s because of the way you39。s because this guy39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。t know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 3 of 49 Pages CHANDLER: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody39。re you gonna run? JOEY: Yeah I guess you39。re damn right I39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie. JOEY: I39。ll fix you up with a nice hooker. MONICA: I don39。m not listening. MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do. RACHEL: Oh, I39。m friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible? RACHEL: Yes. MONICA: It39。t get it. It39。s stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she39。s actually stealing you. MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I39。t make me any less friends with you. I mean, you39。re, we39。t have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that. MONICA: Look, I know that you39。s guts, but she didn39。d like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me? RACHEL: I39。d do anything for you. PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait! JOEY: Mornin39。. TODD: I heard ya. STORE GUY: All right, everybody, I39。 the doors. You boys ready? TODD: Ready. JOEY: Yeah, I39。m suing! STORE GUY: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do? TODD: I39。m so sorry, I39。. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? ANNABELLE: Sure. JULIE: So. RACHEL: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we39。d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right? JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn39。m pretty much totally intimidated by you. RACHEL: Really? Me? JULIE: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it39。t. RACHEL: Well, you39。m not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica39。s right. JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? RACHEL: Yeah, that39。d love it. JULIE: