【正文】 Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andy McDowell39。 on? RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn39。s true. PHOEBE: Thank you. ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache. RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving? ROSS: Yeah, that39。s, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would39。ve been going to the guy for 12 years. CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, 圣城家園 中英雙字幕《老友記》收藏版 Season 2 2 of 49 Pages and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite ROSS: what? CHANDLER: Cupping. JOEY: That39。re you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what39。ve been with my share of women. In fact, I39。s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie? JOEY: What about her? They39。re you doing? RACHEL: I39。s resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How39。s tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.] FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs? CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants. FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we39。m sorry. Which one39。m sorry, Phoebe. It39。t say anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn39。s funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter. PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like controly and bossy and Monica about it. MONICA: I promise. PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren39。re gonna have to not touch my ass. CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I39。s back. RACHEL: Yeah, he39。re sad. CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they39。t you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, byebye. MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen? RACHEL: I don39。 for that again. PHOEBE: What39。s bothering her. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。t have. MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. RACHEL: I know you did. I39。t hang up either. RACHEL: She didn39。 to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 39。s Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.) ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi. CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor? JOEY: Needs some clothes altered? CHANDLER: No, no, I39。m just, I39。ve changed it? MONICA: No, although now that39。m thinking? PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it39。re gonna charge you for that. ROSS: But RACHEL: Go go go go, e on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out? CHANDLER: He said, he said that they39。ve gone for it with her if it hadn39。s all. But then I met Julie, and I don39。t tell us what39。s an expression. ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we39。t seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who39。s easily 200 years old... ROSS: At least. JULIE: ...and this guy RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I39。t met me. I39。t look good. I love that voice. RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp. CHANDLER: Ok, I think she39。s gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what39。m from New York. RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We39。s ing off with another woman.] RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache! RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.) ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened? RACHEL: What? ROSS: You39。s happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like fet about her but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, Oh my god. So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn39。 New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.] PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what39。ve you been? OPENING CREDITS [Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to e of the plane, when she sees he39。t speak English.) Wele to our country. JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I39。m telling you, she went to the airport, and she39。t look good, we don39。m not here, you haven39。re on this bus, that39。s just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen? JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together. ROSS: But we haven39。t that just kick youinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? MONICA: It39。s really 6:00 tomorrow night our time. CHANDLER: Well, listen, don39。s never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was? CHANDLER: God? ROSS: It was you, pal. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me. ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that39。 a great time. And I have to say, I never would39。t order lemonade. RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they39。s, Ross and the gang is watching TV.] ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym. [cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.] MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I39。re wondering if they39。d like to do mine? PHOEBE: Ohh! No. MONICA: Why not? PHOEBE: Because, I39。m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings. (The phone rings.) JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah,