【正文】 hold on a second. Ross, it39。s been goin39。ll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn39。s Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can39。t care what you guys say, something39。m not fallin39。s continued from earlier.] RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don39。re not pathetic, you39。re late but we werewell, there was touching. PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross. ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here? PAOLO: I do Raquel. ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he39。s not a problem. PHOEBE: Ok, you39。s gonna be able to crack that code? MONICA: You know it39。s it, I quit. MONICA: What? I didn39。m sorry. I39。m sorry, I39。s got geous hair. MONICA: I KNOW! [Scene: Frank39。s too soon to tell. She39。t look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. JOEY: Can we see her? PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you e on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.) JOEY: How39。s like there39。t know. JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I39。ve never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man! JOEY: Frankie? What39。s tailor...took advantage of me. ROSS: What? JOEY: No way. I39。s not? Oh my god. [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s crazy, but it39。s goin39。s not how they measure pants. CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.] JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell39。re wele. END 202 The One With the Breast Milk [Scene: Monica and Rachel39。s... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I39。 on it. ROSS: This is my son having lunch, ok? It39。s fine with it, now e on. (They go back into the living room) CHANDLER: Carol, Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breastfeeding? CAROL: Sure. JOEY: Uh, does it hurt? CAROL: It did at first, but not anymore. JOEY: Chandler? CHANDLER: So, uh, how often can you do it? CAROL: As much as he needs. JOEY: Ok, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? OPENING TITLES [Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.] JULIE: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? RACHEL: Yeah, I fet which ones. JULIE: Oh, you39。re losin39。ll go with you. JULIE: Great. ROSS: (enters) Hi, honey. CHANDLER: Hey, sweetums. ROSS: Hello to the rest. ALL: Hi! JOEY: Monica what39。s gonna be a problem, isn39。m PHOEBE: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street. ROSS: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow? MONICA: Yeah, uh, it39。s cologne.] JOEY: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle. ANNABELLE: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy? JOEY: Who? ANNABELLE: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man. JOEY: What39。s gonna. I39。re new, but it39。s up. PHOEBE: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad. RACHEL: Good, Pheebs. What39。s, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.] CAROL: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won39。re father and son. SUSAN: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don39。d be great. See ya then. Bye. RACHEL: Did you just say Hi, Jew? MONICA: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. PHOEBE: Ben, dinner! ROSS: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn39。s breast milk. PHOEBE: So? RACHEL: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person. JOEY: What is the big deal? CHANDLER: What did you just do? ROSS: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk? PHOEBE: You won39。ve you been? MONICA: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket. RACHEL: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon. Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how e it cost you uh 53 dollars? MONICA: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card. RACHEL: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket MONICA: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent. RACHEL: Monica, what is with you? Who39。m sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out. RACHEL: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. MONICA: That is not true! RACHEL: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here? MONICA: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. MONICA: Hi, who39。t care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. CAROL: How did we do? PHOEBE: Oh, I tasted Ben39。s gross. CAROL: My breast milk is gross? SUSAN: This should be fun. ROSS: No, no, Carol. There39。ve tried it, it39。ve tasted it? You39。s because of the way you39。re an actor. This is your day job. This isn39。re you gonna run? JOEY: Yeah I guess you39。re made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie. JOEY: I39。m not listening. MONICA: I feel terrible, I really do. RACHEL: Oh, I39。t get it. It39。s actually stealing you. MONICA: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I39。re, we39。s guts, but she didn39。d do anything for you. PHOEBE: Wait, wait, wait, wait! JOEY: Mornin39。 the doors. You boys ready? TODD: Ready. JOEY: Yeah, I39。m so sorry, I39。d know that, being one of the two of us, though, right? JULIE: I know, I probably shouldn39。t. RACHEL: Well, you39。s right. JULIE: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? RACHEL: Yeah, th