【正文】 I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah……T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t understand......What happened?發(fā)生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out?你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？S:(沉默).......Monkey39。T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。見(jiàn)唐僧已經(jīng)對(duì)悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來(lái)。S:You are the monster, I will beat 。）白骨精現(xiàn)身。進(jìn)來(lái)教我！S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)啊，妖怪！B1:（倒)Ah??慘叫聲T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的師傅!S: She is a monster!她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t??噢，師傅，別??T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)太晚了！Once more??(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!悟空，為師早就跟你講了?。ú灰獊y殺生）B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哼!孫悟空，讓我教訓(xùn)一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?（長(zhǎng)老）請(qǐng)問(wèn)，你們見(jiàn)過(guò)我女兒沒(méi)？ T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！Eamp。T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》我們斗地主吧！B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。(伸手拿回)哦，師傅！原諒我吧。唐僧：我是個(gè)好和尚，不提你這壞人的名字。悟空（拜完，對(duì)沙僧）：沙師弟，你是好人，千萬(wàn)小心八戒的胡言亂語(yǔ)，以后要好好保護(hù)師父。唐僧（氣憤地）：你這潑猴越發(fā)無(wú)禮了！悟凈，拿筆來(lái)?。ㄉ成脕?lái)紙筆，唐僧寫(xiě)下貶書(shū)遞給悟空。）悟空：師父錯(cuò)怪我了，那真是妖精，他是想來(lái)害你的。）八戒：好你個(gè)孫悟空，真厲害，不到半天功夫就打死了三個(gè)人。白骨精：長(zhǎng)老們一路走來(lái)，可有看見(jiàn)我的女兒和夫人了么？ 唐三人：這....白骨精：你們?cè)趺戳?？莫非你們將他們母女害了?八戒：不是我們，是我那大師兄一個(gè)人干的。悟空：好的，好的，師父?。ǖ诙煌辏┑谌话坠蔷ㄕ驹谠贫死镉^察）：一會(huì)唐僧過(guò)了這座山，就不歸我管了。唐僧：從此以后，我不再是你的師父，你走吧。這一幕只有孫一個(gè)人看見(jiàn)。悟空：啊，緊箍咒。孫甩開(kāi)沙：別攔著我。（向唐僧撲過(guò)來(lái)）旁白：說(shuō)時(shí)遲，那時(shí)快，孫悟空化晚齋回來(lái)，正好看見(jiàn)妖精欲行不軌。白骨精：什么？你們打死了我的女兒。）（唐三人背對(duì)著白，白伸出手，向唐背后抓去，忽然被孫畫(huà)的圈子弄傷了，哎呀一聲，唐三人發(fā)覺(jué)了。悟空（開(kāi)始畫(huà)圈，畫(huà)完以后叮囑）：師父，我回來(lái)以前你們可千萬(wàn)別出來(lái)...八戒：知道了，猴哥快去化齋吧，早點(diǎn)回來(lái)。八戒：瞧你說(shuō)的，哪有什么妖怪。）悟空：師父，別念了，別念了，有話好說(shuō)！唐僧：出家人以慈悲為懷，你怎么動(dòng)不動(dòng)就行兇，平白無(wú)故打死好人？你回去吧，我不要這樣的徒弟?。ㄎ蚩者B忙跪下磕頭）：師父，我還沒(méi)報(bào)答您的救命之恩，怎么能回去呢？師父，我下次再也不敢了！唐僧：既然如此，先饒過(guò)你這一次，如果下次再犯，我將這緊箍咒翻來(lái)覆去念上個(gè)二十遍！悟空：是，師父！第二幕：（八戒、沙僧上臺(tái)）旁白：孫悟空又去化齋，唐三人在草地上休息。）（唐僧有點(diǎn)信了，八戒去在一旁挑撥。八戒：放著現(xiàn)成的飯不吃，干嘛等那猴子的爛桃子？（說(shuō)著拿起籃子遞給唐僧吃。八戒：是給我們送吃的來(lái)了！(白骨精走到唐僧面前，唐僧連忙合掌。妖氣繚繞！你難道瞧不見(jiàn)嗎？八戒（跑到唐僧面前，抬頭說(shuō)道）：師父，這妖猴純粹是為了自己偷懶，不去化齋，你還不快念緊箍咒來(lái)？唐僧（閉眼，心平氣和指著悟空）：善哉！善哉！南無(wú)阿彌陀佛。唐僧款款的坐在白龍馬上，念誦南無(wú)經(jīng)。v All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問(wèn)路在何方？路在腳下。m sorry!對(duì)不起!v 悟空: Em? Louder, please！呃，請(qǐng)大點(diǎn)聲！v 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....對(duì)??不??起?? v 唐僧: Let39。ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??v 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years 唐僧: Wukong?悟空？v 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!歐，猴哥！v 沙僧: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來(lái)了！v 唐僧: I, I can39。如果上天能夠給我一個(gè)再來(lái)一次的機(jī)會(huì)，我會(huì)對(duì)我妻子和女兒說(shuō)三個(gè)字“我愛(ài)你”。進(jìn)來(lái)教我！v 悟空:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh, monster!歐，妖怪！v 白骨精: Ah??啊??v 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！v 悟空: She is a monster!她是妖怪！v 唐僧: Nonsense!胡說(shuō)！v 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? v 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！v 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??請(qǐng)，請(qǐng)，歐，不??v 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!悟空，我對(duì)你很失望！v 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)呃！孫悟空，我給你點(diǎn)顏色看看！v 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見(jiàn)我女兒了嗎？ v 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!女兒？對(duì)不起，沒(méi)看見(jiàn)！v 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰(shuí)殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ v 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！v 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ v 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，這是幾？v 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)二??孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束！v 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn39。照這樣做。v 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?v 八戒: But??但是??v 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？v 八戒: ?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動(dòng)了！我餓的不行了，所以！v 悟空: Fat Pig!肥豬！v 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說(shuō)一遍，我就，我就?? v 悟空: You will what?你想干嘛？v 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ?。第一篇：三打白骨? 劇本Three Times’ Beating Monsterv v 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting , we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating ’s 五百年前，有這樣一個(gè)誘人的傳說(shuō)。v 悟空: Hm!哼！v 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit you go to get me some foods?悟空，事實(shí)上，我也有一點(diǎn)餓了。如果你們待在里面沒(méi)有妖怪能接近！v 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!呃??悟空，你變得越來(lái)越講科學(xué)了！阿彌陀佛，知識(shí)就是力量！v 悟空: Bye!(走)拜！v 唐僧: Let’s play cards!3我們打牌吧！v 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)呃，呃，電網(wǎng)？你們太幼稚了。t treasure didn39。如果非要在這份愛(ài)上加上一個(gè)期限，我希望是??一萬(wàn)年 v 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)妖怪，我要?dú)⒘四悖 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don39。t understand......What happened?我，我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了？v 悟空: Master, your IQ needs