【正文】 箍，沒臉見人。（唐三人在走，忽然看見一位白發(fā)蒼蒼的老公公，一手拄著拐杖，一手拿著佛珠，嘴里念著經(jīng)，晃晃悠悠的走來。（說完一棒將妖精打死。八戒：師父，別信他的，他這是把尸體變成骷髏，掩人耳目。算了算了，我走就是了。你走吧！悟空（把貶書收在袖子里，不舍地）：師父，本想保你去西天取經(jīng)，沒想到半途而廢。悟空：要是有妖精抓走師父，你就說我老孫是他的大徒弟。)尾聲第三篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本三打白骨精話劇劇本T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑B2:B變成太婆B3:B變化成老頭T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？S: Bajie,map!八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）師傅，請看。E: But??但是??T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow ，嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。我們在斗地主，三個人夠了。T：Don’t say this.（這時放《only you》，當做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說了。白骨精變身老婦出場。沙僧扶起唐僧。B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。t mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)唐僧，你好愚蠢！B:(抓住T)I39。T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I39。s go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the : Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening : Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set : Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set : One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go wonder where the road road is under your : You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......第五篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗 地主》我有點累了 我們打牌吧B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(變成B1)傳說中的電網(wǎng) 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 能加我一個嗎T: I’m sorry, are playing card now,and three people are 女士 我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主 三個人足夠了 B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 機會 B1: Double King!一對k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so in and teach me!(準備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t?? T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主 題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)暈去T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孫悟空 我馬上就給你一個教訓B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老婦T: you Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。ve called the :hei hei(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(帶走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你現(xiàn)在可以保持沉默，你現(xiàn)在所說的每一句話將 來都可能成為呈堂證供，走吧！T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。i am always your monkey（抱T）我也永遠都是你的猴子八戒很不要臉的沖上去推開悟空抱著T 八戒；i am always your 眾人噓聲離開 放《英文版路在何方》 繼續(xù)取經(jīng) 結(jié)束