【正文】 admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。m sorry(小聲)悟空，這次是為師錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！S: What? T: I39。s：You are going to die, ，死妖精。B2： my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對(duì)唐僧】你好，請(qǐng)問你看到我女兒了嗎？T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，機(jī)會(huì)來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!王炸！T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a in and teach me!喔?我贏了！嗯?，姑娘，你是老手吧。T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。我們好歹師徒一場(chǎng)，請(qǐng)師父受我一拜。（唐僧念起咒來。）白骨精：長(zhǎng)老們好！唐僧：施主你好。八戒：是啊師父，你看，人家老娘也被他給打死了。)唐忽然舉起雙手念起緊箍咒。)白骨精：你們這群強(qiáng)盜，還我女兒命來。不行，我不能勞而無功，一定要將那唐僧弄到手?。ㄟ@時(shí)，白骨精變成了先前女子的母親悄悄走了過來。八戒：猴哥，你怎么回來得這么快？齋飯呢？ 悟空：俺是不放心你們，怕那妖怪去而復(fù)返。)唐僧（大驚失色）：你這猴頭，無緣無故傷人性命！悟空：師父莫怪，你來看這籃子里裝的是什么？沙僧(提過籃子一看)：師父，里面那有什么米飯？明明是青蛙和癩蛤?。。ㄕf完提著籃子下去了。（八戒放下耙子，整整衣服裝出一副斯文樣）女菩薩，去哪里?。渴掷锾嶂裁礀|西？白骨精：長(zhǎng)老，這里面是香米飯和炒面筋，特地來送給你們吃的。八戒牽馬。m sorry(小聲)悟空，我承認(rèn)這次我錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！v 悟空: What?什么？ v 唐僧: I39。ll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand 歐??女兒，老伴！誰干的？曾經(jīng)有一份真誠(chéng)的愛情擺在我的面前，但是我沒有珍惜，等到了失去的時(shí)候才后悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ v 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）沒問題！v 八戒: This is??這是??v 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學(xué)會(huì)了電能學(xué)。今天，我們來為你們講述這個(gè)有趣的故事，三打白骨精。v 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？v 唐僧: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are ，大媽。t wanna live any ，只管用你的金箍棒殺了我！如果沒了家庭，我再也不想活了！v 唐僧: You, you?(險(xiǎn)些暈，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!你，你??你殺了三個(gè)人！v 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不，他們不是人類！他們是妖怪變的！v 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也別讓我看見你了，走！v 悟空:(悲，離去) v 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父，猴哥他?? v 唐僧: Scratch!Don39。v 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening ，送走晚霞。）背景音樂：《敢問路在何方》（音樂到沙僧說話時(shí)停）沙僧（放下?lián)?，疲倦的說）：師父，大師兄，二師兄，前面好像有戶人家，吾等可以前去討些齋飯來填填肚子。我丈夫在北山種地，父母年老，我去送飯。（八戒說完下場(chǎng)。唐僧：這....沙僧：師父，就照大師兄說的做吧。）八戒：哎，你的女兒？沒有，沒看見。白忙躲到唐身后：長(zhǎng)老救我。（唐繼續(xù)念，孫更痛。要是沒有松箍咒，師父就還帶著我一起走吧，不然當(dāng)年堂堂的齊天大圣，如今回去頭上戴著這個(gè)箍，沒臉見人。（說完一棒將妖精打死。算了算了，我走就是了。悟空：要是有妖精抓走師父，你就說我老孫是他的大徒弟。E: But??但是??T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow ，嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。T：Don’t say this.（這時(shí)放《only you》，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you??（不要再說了。沙僧扶起唐僧。t mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)唐僧，你好愚蠢！B:(抓住T)I39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。s go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the : Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening : Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set : Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set : One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go wonder where the road road is under your : You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......第五篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。i am always your monkey（抱T）我也永遠(yuǎn)都是你的猴子八戒很不要臉的沖上去推開悟空抱著T 八戒；i am always your 眾人噓聲離開 放《英文版路在何方》 繼續(xù)取經(jīng) 結(jié)束