【正文】 第一篇：三打白骨精 劇本Three Times’ Beating Monsterv v 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting , we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating ’s 五百年前，有這樣一個(gè)誘人的傳說。今天，我們來為你們講述這個(gè)有趣的故事，三打白骨精。讓我們開始吧！v 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?阿彌陀佛，你知道我們現(xiàn)在在哪嗎？ v 悟空: Bajie, map!八戒，呈上地圖!v 八戒:(摸出，遞給孫悟空)v 悟空: Look, master ???師父，看??v 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒！我告誡你多少次了，你不要隨身帶著美女照片！v 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive ，師傅！原諒我。v 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?v 八戒: But??但是??v 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？v 八戒: ?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動(dòng)了！我餓的不行了，所以！v 悟空: Fat Pig!肥豬！v 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? v 悟空: You will what?你想干嘛？v 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ?。v 悟空: Hm!哼！v 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit you go to get me some foods?悟空，事實(shí)上，我也有一點(diǎn)餓了。你能給我去化點(diǎn)齋飯嗎？ v 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，師父也餓了！v 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒，不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物！v 沙僧: But master, if a monster es while brother monkey is away??但是師父，如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??v 唐僧: Em??.It is a , do you have any idea?呃??這是個(gè)問題。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ v 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）沒問題！v 八戒: This is??這是??v 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學(xué)會(huì)了電能學(xué)。照這樣做。如果你們待在里面沒有妖怪能接近！v 唐僧: Em??Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!呃??悟空，你變得越來越講科學(xué)了！阿彌陀佛，知識(shí)就是力量！v 悟空: Bye!(走)拜！v 唐僧: Let’s play cards!3我們打牌吧！v 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(變成B1)呃，呃，電網(wǎng)？你們太幼稚了。v 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？v 唐僧: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are ，大媽。我們?cè)谕娑返刂鳎齻€(gè)人就夠了！v 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐，機(jī)會(huì)！炸彈！v 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈v 白骨精: Double King!王炸！v 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)歐??我贏了！呃，女士，你是個(gè)高手。進(jìn)來教我！v 悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!歐，妖怪！v 白骨精: Ah??啊??v 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！v 悟空: She is a monster!她是妖怪！v 唐僧: Nonsense!胡說！v 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? v 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！v 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??請(qǐng)，請(qǐng)，歐，不??v 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!悟空，我對(duì)你很失望！v 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)呃！孫悟空，我給你點(diǎn)顏色看看！v 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見我女兒了嗎？ v 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!女兒？對(duì)不起，沒看見！v 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ v 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！v 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ v 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，這是幾？v 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)二??孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束！v 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn39。t treasure didn39。t realize it until it was is nothing more miserable than God can give me a chance to restart ,I39。ll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand 歐??女兒，老伴！誰干的？曾經(jīng)有一份真誠的愛情擺在我的面前，但是我沒有珍惜，等到了失去的時(shí)候才后悔莫及，塵世間最痛苦的事莫過于此。如果上天能夠給我一個(gè)再來一次的機(jī)會(huì)，我會(huì)對(duì)我妻子和女兒說三個(gè)字“我愛你”。如果非要在這份愛上加上一個(gè)期限，我希望是??一萬年 v 悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)妖怪，我要?dú)⒘四?！v 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don39。t wanna live any ，只管用你的金箍棒殺了我！如果沒了家庭，我再也不想活了！v 唐僧: You, you?(險(xiǎn)些暈，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!你，你??你殺了三個(gè)人！v 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不，他們不是人類！他們是妖怪變的！v 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也別讓我看見你了，走！v 悟空:(悲，離去) v 八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......師父，猴哥他?? v 唐僧: Scratch!Don39。t mention that guy any more!休提！不要再提那個(gè)家伙！v 白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)哈，哈，哈！v 唐僧:（驚）You are......你是??v 白骨精: How foolish you are , !(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被擊退)唐僧你是那么愚蠢！v 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I39。ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??v 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years 唐僧: Wukong?悟空？v 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!歐，猴哥！v 沙僧: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來了！v 唐僧: I, I can39。t understand......What happened?我，我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了？v 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個(gè)妖怪變成三個(gè)樣子為了欺騙你！v 唐僧: How, how did you find it?你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？v 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey39。s intuition(直覺)??猴子的直覺v 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I39。m sorry(小聲)悟空，我承認(rèn)這次我錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！v 悟空: What?什么？ v 唐僧: I39。m sorry!對(duì)不起!v 悟空: Em? Louder, please！呃，請(qǐng)大點(diǎn)聲！v 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....對(duì)??不??起?? v 唐僧: Let39。s go guys!(歌)伙計(jì)們，走了！v 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the ，我牽著馬。v 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening ，送走晚霞。v 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road road is under your 、冬夏??敢問路在何方？路在腳下。v All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方？路在腳下。第二篇：西游記三打白骨精劇本《西游記三打白骨精》劇本第一幕（悟空走在前頭，時(shí)不時(shí)抓耳撓腮。八戒牽馬。唐僧款款的坐在白龍馬上，念