【正文】 ve called the :hei hei(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(帶走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你現(xiàn)在可以保持沉默，你現(xiàn)在所說的每一句話將 來都可能成為呈堂證供，走吧！T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗 地主》我有點(diǎn)累了 我們打牌吧B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(變成B1)傳說中的電網(wǎng) 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 能加我一個(gè)嗎T: I’m sorry, are playing card now,and three people are 女士 我們現(xiàn)在在斗地主 三個(gè)人足夠了 B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 機(jī)會 B1: Double King!一對k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t?? T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主 題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)暈去T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孫悟空 我馬上就給你一個(gè)教訓(xùn)B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老婦T: you Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。t understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I39。T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？）悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個(gè)妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。白骨精變身老婦出場。我們在斗地主，三個(gè)人夠了。)尾聲第三篇：三打白骨精話劇劇本三打白骨精話劇劇本T:唐僧(A)S:孫悟空(B)E:豬八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑B2:B變成太婆B3:B變化成老頭T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？S: Bajie,map!八戒，地圖！E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）師傅，請看。你走吧！悟空（把貶書收在袖子里，不舍地）：師父，本想保你去西天取經(jīng)，沒想到半途而廢。八戒：師父，別信他的，他這是把尸體變成骷髏，掩人耳目。（唐三人在走，忽然看見一位白發(fā)蒼蒼的老公公，一手拄著拐杖，一手拿著佛珠，嘴里念著經(jīng)，晃晃悠悠的走來。）唐僧：悟空，你太不像話了。(孫繼續(xù)追白。(唐走出去安慰。白骨精（站在云端恨得咬牙切齒）：聽說這孫悟空厲害，果然名不虛傳。孫悟空心知這點(diǎn)，于是去而復(fù)返。白骨精化作一縷煙逃走，留下一具尸體。（白骨精搖身一變，跨上小籃子，款款的走著圓場來到師徒四人)唐僧(對八戒和沙僧)：悟空剛才說這里沒有人家，前面怎么過來了一個(gè)人？八戒：等老豬去看看。三打白骨精》劇本第一幕（悟空走在前頭，時(shí)不時(shí)抓耳撓腮。s intuition(直覺)??猴子的直覺v 唐僧: Wukong(孫悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孫悟空仍不理)I39。t realize it until it was is nothing more miserable than God can give me a chance to restart ,I39。你能給我去化點(diǎn)齋飯嗎？ v 八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，師父也餓了！v 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒，不要忘了誰吃了我最后剩下的食物！v 沙僧: But master, if a monster es while brother monkey is away??但是師父，如果猴哥走了妖怪來了??v 唐僧: Em??.It is a , do you have any idea?呃??這是個(gè)問題。讓我們開始吧！v 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?阿彌陀佛，你知道我們現(xiàn)在在哪嗎？ v 悟空: Bajie, map!八戒，呈上地圖!v 八戒:(摸出，遞給孫悟空)v 悟空: Look, master ???師父，看??v 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒！我告誡你多少次了，你不要隨身帶著美女照片！v 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive ，師傅！原諒我。我們在玩斗地主，三個(gè)人就夠了！v 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!歐，機(jī)會！炸彈！v 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸彈v 白骨精: Double King!王炸！v 唐僧: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady, you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)歐??我贏了！呃，女士，你是個(gè)高手。t mention that guy any more!休提！不要再提那個(gè)家伙！v 白骨精:(出現(xiàn))Ha, ha, ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)哈，哈，哈！v 唐僧:（驚）You are......你是??v 白骨精: How foolish you are , !(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被擊退)唐僧你是那么愚蠢！v 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I39。v 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on?? You wonder where the road road is under your 、冬夏??敢問路在何方？路在腳下。八戒（一臉饞相）：那還不快快前去討些吃的來，我看前面的人家又耕田又績麻，看來甚為富裕哩！悟空（跳到八戒之前，狠狠戳了他一指頭，不屑）：呆子！枉你頂個(gè)天蓬元帥之名！這山周圍。路上遇見你們，想起父母樂善好施，所以就請師父們用吧！唐僧：善哉！善哉！你還是送給你丈夫吃吧，我徒弟摘果子去了，馬上就來。唐僧念起緊箍咒，痛的悟空直叫喚。唐僧：好吧。白骨精（一眼看見地上女兒的尸體，撲過去）：哎呀，我的女兒，我苦命的女兒呀....唐僧想走出去安慰：這位施主....沙僧：師父，不可以走出去....八戒：師父你看，猴哥打死了人家女兒，現(xiàn)在人家母親尋來了。沙拉著孫：大師兄，不可。）（白很高興，伸出爪子抓向唐。唐僧：那就再饒你一次，千萬不能再行兇了。唐僧氣得說不出話來。只是我怕我走了沒人保護(hù)師父。妖精知道我的厲害，就不敢加害師父了。S: Fat Pig!肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will???.死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說?? S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣？S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）沒問題！（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is?..? S: Electric net!I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！T: Em??ok，we will stay in it!嗯??好的，我們會呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走)俺老孫去也。念緊箍咒。J: Master，are you OK? How many?師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾T：Two，game over Sun ，孫悟空，你死定啦。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈??S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong?悟空E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來了！T: I,I can39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)T: Let39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry