【正文】 書遞給悟空。）八戒：好你個(gè)孫悟空，真厲害，不到半天功夫就打死了三個(gè)人。悟空：好的，好的，師父?。ǖ诙煌辏┑谌话坠蔷ㄕ驹谠贫死镉^察）：一會(huì)唐僧過了這座山，就不歸我管了。這一幕只有孫一個(gè)人看見。孫甩開沙：別攔著我。白骨精：什么？你們打死了我的女兒。悟空（開始畫圈，畫完以后叮囑）：師父，我回來以前你們可千萬別出來...八戒：知道了，猴哥快去化齋吧，早點(diǎn)回來。）悟空：師父，別念了，別念了，有話好說！唐僧：出家人以慈悲為懷，你怎么動(dòng)不動(dòng)就行兇，平白無故打死好人？你回去吧，我不要這樣的徒弟！（悟空連忙跪下磕頭）：師父，我還沒報(bào)答您的救命之恩，怎么能回去呢？師父，我下次再也不敢了！唐僧：既然如此，先饒過你這一次，如果下次再犯，我將這緊箍咒翻來覆去念上個(gè)二十遍！悟空：是，師父！第二幕：（八戒、沙僧上臺(tái)）旁白：孫悟空又去化齋，唐三人在草地上休息。八戒：放著現(xiàn)成的飯不吃，干嘛等那猴子的爛桃子？（說著拿起籃子遞給唐僧吃。妖氣繚繞！你難道瞧不見嗎？八戒（跑到唐僧面前，抬頭說道）：師父，這妖猴純粹是為了自己偷懶，不去化齋，你還不快念緊箍咒來？唐僧（閉眼，心平氣和指著悟空）：善哉！善哉！南無阿彌陀佛。v All（謝幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢問路在何方？路在腳下。ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??v 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years 唐僧: Wukong?悟空？v 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!歐，猴哥！v 沙僧: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來了！v 唐僧: I, I can39。進(jìn)來教我！v 悟空:(回來，看見B1)Oh, monster!歐，妖怪！v 白骨精: Ah??啊??v 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老師！v 悟空: She is a monster!她是妖怪！v 唐僧: Nonsense!胡說！v 悟空: Oh, please don’t?? 歐，不要?? v 唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！v 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no??請(qǐng)，請(qǐng)，歐，不??v 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!悟空，我對(duì)你很失望！v 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)呃！孫悟空，我給你點(diǎn)顏色看看！v 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看見我女兒了嗎？ v 唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!女兒？對(duì)不起，沒看見！v 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?歐，我可憐的孩子！你這是怎么了？告訴我，誰殺了你？我受不了了！為什么受傷的總是我？ v 悟空:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!妖怪，我要把你打入地獄！v 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)師父，還好嗎？ v 沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，這是幾？v 唐僧: Two?(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)二??孫悟空，游戲結(jié)束！v 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn39。v 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?v 八戒: But??但是??v 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？v 八戒: ?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動(dòng)了！我餓的不行了，所以！v 悟空: Fat Pig!肥豬！v 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? v 悟空: You will what?你想干嘛？v 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ?。v 悟空: Hm!哼！v 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit you go to get me some foods?悟空，事實(shí)上，我也有一點(diǎn)餓了。t treasure didn39。t understand......What happened?我，我想不明白??發(fā)生什么了？v 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個(gè)妖怪變成三個(gè)樣子為了欺騙你！v 唐僧: How, how did you find it?你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？v 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey39。第二篇：西游記三打白骨精劇本《西游記行者，你還不快快去討些齋飯來？悟空（雙手抱拳，駕起云來）：師父保重，老孫去也！（孫悟空下場，白骨精身披披風(fēng)，站在高高的山上，眺望著師徒四人，冷笑道）白骨精：哈哈哈哈！聽說吃了唐僧肉可以長生不老，今天他到不請(qǐng)自來了。）悟空（急忙趕來，一臉著急）：慢！好你個(gè)呆子！竟把這妖精的飯菜遞給師父吃，真是瞎了眼！沙師弟，快護(hù)好行李和師父，看我不打了這妖精！(悟空舉起棒子打死妖精。白骨精呢？其實(shí)白骨精并沒有死，而且準(zhǔn)備變成先前女子的母親再去抓唐僧。悟空：老孫去也。（豬捂嘴）哎呀，我苦命的女兒呀，你怎么就被那些壞人給打死了呀。唐僧：悟空，你再胡來，為師可要念緊箍咒了。孫忍住痛，一棒打來，白倒。要是讓別的妖怪捉去，豈不便宜了別人？旁白：白骨精不甘心，這次，她變成了那位女子的父親。悟空：師父你看，這個(gè)妖精被我打死現(xiàn)了原形，你看她脊椎上有一行字，真的就是‘白骨夫人’。）唐僧：猴頭，有這個(gè)為證，我不再是你師父，你也不再是我徒弟。(悟空含淚再次磕頭拜別師父。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?我也可以玩嗎？J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are ，姑娘。B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a ，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。s intuition(直覺)??猴子的直覺。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal?S。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don39。名人堂：眾名人帶你感受他們的驅(qū)動(dòng)人生馬云任志強(qiáng)李嘉誠柳傳志史玉柱what can we do？但是師傅 如果大師兄走了，有妖怪來我們?cè)趺崔k T: Em??.It is a ,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個(gè)問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎？ S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?..? 這是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識(shí)淵博哦，知識(shí)就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時(shí)間啦（放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞）。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯(cuò)啦妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯(cuò) 唐指出）你走錯(cuò)啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal? S。ve called the :(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I