【正文】 t touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。沙僧扶起唐僧。E: But??但是??T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow ，嗯??我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。算了算了，我走就是了。要是沒有松箍咒，師父就還帶著我一起走吧，不然當(dāng)年堂堂的齊天大圣，如今回去頭上戴著這個(gè)箍，沒臉見人。白忙躲到唐身后：長(zhǎng)老救我。唐僧：這....沙僧：師父，就照大師兄說的做吧。我丈夫在北山種地，父母年老，我去送飯。v 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening ，送走晚霞。v 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入嗎？v 唐僧: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are ，大媽。悟空，你有別的注意嗎？ v 悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）沒問題！v 八戒: This is??這是??v 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!電網(wǎng)!我已經(jīng)從師傅的書里學(xué)會(huì)了電能學(xué)。m sorry(小聲)悟空，我承認(rèn)這次我錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！v 悟空: What?什么？ v 唐僧: I39。（八戒放下耙子，整整衣服裝出一副斯文樣）女菩薩，去哪里啊？手里提著什么東西？白骨精：長(zhǎng)老，這里面是香米飯和炒面筋，特地來送給你們吃的。八戒：猴哥，你怎么回來得這么快？齋飯呢？ 悟空：俺是不放心你們，怕那妖怪去而復(fù)返。)白骨精：你們這群強(qiáng)盜，還我女兒命來。八戒：是啊師父，你看，人家老娘也被他給打死了。（唐僧念起咒來。T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。B2： my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里??？【對(duì)唐僧】你好，請(qǐng)問你看到我女兒了嗎？T : Your daughter??故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒??悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。m sorry(小聲)悟空，這次是為師錯(cuò)怪了你，對(duì)不起！S: What? T: I39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal? S。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯(cuò)啦妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯(cuò) 唐指出）你走錯(cuò)啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營(yíng)造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I39。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal?S。老頭出場(chǎng)后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?我也可以玩嗎？J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are ，姑娘。）唐僧：猴頭，有這個(gè)為證，我不再是你師父，你也不再是我徒弟。要是讓別的妖怪捉去，豈不便宜了別人？旁白：白骨精不甘心，這次，她變成了那位女子的父親。唐僧：悟空，你再胡來，為師可要念緊箍咒了。悟空：老孫去也。）悟空（急忙趕來，一臉著急）：慢！好你個(gè)呆子！竟把這妖精的飯菜遞給師父吃，真是瞎了眼！沙師弟，快護(hù)好行李和師父，看我不打了這妖精！(悟空舉起棒子打死妖精。第二篇：西游記三打白骨精劇本《西游記t treasure didn39。v 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west我?guī)湍闶罩?，直到我們到了西?v 八戒: But??但是??v 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?阿彌陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地圖？v 八戒: ?? We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So??這里，呃??我們到了南京！呃，我走不動(dòng)了！我餓的不行了，所以！v 悟空: Fat Pig!肥豬！v 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will???.猴子，如果你敢再說一遍，我就，我就?? v 悟空: You will what?你想干嘛？v 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我?guī)湍阕ナ?。ll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha??我會(huì)好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈??v 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years 唐僧: Wukong?悟空？v 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!歐，猴哥！v 沙僧: Our hero is back!我們的英雄回來了！v 唐僧: I, I can39。妖氣繚繞！你難道瞧不見嗎？八戒（跑到唐僧面前，抬頭說道）：師父，這妖猴純粹是為了自己偷懶，不去化齋，你還不快念緊箍咒來？唐僧（閉眼，心平氣和指著悟空）：善哉！善哉！南無阿彌陀佛。）悟空：師父，別念了，別念了，有話好說！唐僧：出家人以慈悲為懷，你怎么動(dòng)不動(dòng)就行兇，平白無故打死好人？你回去吧，我不要這樣的徒弟！（悟空連忙跪下磕頭）：師父，我還沒報(bào)答您的救命之恩，怎么能回去呢？師父，我下次再也不敢了！唐僧：既然如此，先饒過你這一次，如果下次再犯，我將這緊箍咒翻來覆去念上個(gè)二十遍！悟空：是，師父！第二幕：（八戒、沙僧上臺(tái)）旁白：孫悟空又去化齋，唐三人在草地上休息。白骨精：什么？你們打死了我的女兒。這一幕只有孫一個(gè)人看見。）八戒：好你個(gè)孫悟空，真厲害，不到半天功夫就打死了三個(gè)人。唐僧：我是個(gè)好和尚，不提你這壞人的名字。）白骨精現(xiàn)身。t understand......What happened?發(fā)生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out?你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？S:(沉默).......Monkey39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告訴你多少次啦 不要老是帶美女圖啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 師傅 原諒我這次吧T:(縮手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,，我想就由我暫時(shí)保管，直到我們到達(dá)西天，取得真經(jīng)，八戒 地圖 E: But?? T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奧 師傅 我肚子餓扁了，再也走不動(dòng)了 S: Fat Pig!肥豬 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢說這倆個(gè)字，我就，我就 S: You will what(兇相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就幫你抓虱子?。: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也餓了 你能幫我們?nèi)フ尹c(diǎn)吃的嗎？E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我們師傅也餓了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了誰(shuí)把我上一餐的飯給吃了 J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away。m : i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）T。t understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shap