【正文】 m : i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）T。s intuition(直覺)N: i am is the iminal? S。t say that guy!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:（驚）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告訴你多少次啦 不要老是帶美女圖啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 師傅 原諒我這次吧T:(縮手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,，我想就由我暫時(shí)保管，直到我們到達(dá)西天，取得真經(jīng)，八戒 地圖 E: But?? T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奧 師傅 我肚子餓扁了，再也走不動(dòng)了 S: Fat Pig!肥豬 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢說這倆個(gè)字，我就，我就 S: You will what(兇相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就幫你抓虱子??！S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也餓了 你能幫我們?nèi)フ尹c(diǎn)吃的嗎？E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我們師傅也餓了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了 J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away。t understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。s go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the : Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening : Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set : Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set : One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go wonder where the road road is under your : You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster es while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I39。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What?T: I39。t understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S:(沉默).......Monkey39。m : Em? Louder,please?嗯？麻煩您大聲點(diǎn)行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)第四篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?E:(遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?T: