【正文】 B:(抓住T)I39。t understand......What happened?發(fā)生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out?你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？S:(沉默).......Monkey39。T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。m : Em? Louder,please?嗯？麻煩您大聲點(diǎn)行嗎？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)第四篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過(guò)，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?E:(遞)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)?E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門(mén))S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah……T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。t understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S:(沉默).......Monkey39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對(duì)T)I39。m sorry(小聲)S: What?T: I39。s go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the : Say goodbye to the sun, Wele evening : Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set : Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set : One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go wonder where the road road is under your : You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......第五篇：三打白骨精的英文劇本三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過(guò)，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的）人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，遞給S)S: Look,master(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(遞)?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow : Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(兇相)? E:(軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster es while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are :(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh?.I win!Em??,Lady,you are a in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門(mén))S:(回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱頭)T:(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)Eamp。t mention that guy any more!B:(出現(xiàn))Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T:(驚)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)B:(抓住T)I39。t understand......What ha