【正文】 increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!師父，你的智商需要提高！這個(gè)妖怪變成三個(gè)樣子為了欺騙你！v 唐僧: How, how did you find it?你是怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？v 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey39。s go guys!(歌)伙計(jì)們，走了！v 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the ，我牽著馬。第二篇：西游記三打白骨精劇本《西游記沙僧挑著擔(dān)，艱難的走著。行者，你還不快快去討些齋飯來？悟空（雙手抱拳，駕起云來）：師父保重，老孫去也?。▽O悟空下場，白骨精身披披風(fēng)，站在高高的山上，眺望著師徒四人，冷笑道）白骨精：哈哈哈哈！聽說吃了唐僧肉可以長生不老，今天他到不請自來了。)唐僧：女菩薩，你住哪里？怎么知道我們在這里?。堪坠蔷簬煾?，我家住在山的西面，我父母信佛行善，凡是有出家人路過都會(huì)給些齋飯。）悟空（急忙趕來，一臉著急）：慢！好你個(gè)呆子！竟把這妖精的飯菜遞給師父吃，真是瞎了眼！沙師弟，快護(hù)好行李和師父，看我不打了這妖精！(悟空舉起棒子打死妖精。）八戒：師父別聽這猴頭瞎說，這女施主明明是給我們送飯吃的好人，他偏說她是個(gè)妖精！他打死了人，又怕師父念緊箍咒，所以才弄個(gè)障眼法哄你。白骨精呢？其實(shí)白骨精并沒有死，而且準(zhǔn)備變成先前女子的母親再去抓唐僧。悟空：去....悟空（轉(zhuǎn)身向唐僧）：師父，我用金箍棒在地上畫一個(gè)圈，你們呆在里面不出來，那妖精便沒法傷害你們了。悟空：老孫去也。）唐僧：這位施主是....白骨精：長老，請問你們看見我的女兒了么？（唐三人尷尬。（豬捂嘴）哎呀，我苦命的女兒呀，你怎么就被那些壞人給打死了呀。孫一棒打來：妖精。唐僧：悟空，你再胡來，為師可要念緊箍咒了。頭痛，好痛。孫忍住痛，一棒打來，白倒。悟空（追上去，攔在唐面前）：師父要我回去也行，您念個(gè)松箍咒，把我的箍拿下來，我就回去。要是讓別的妖怪捉去，豈不便宜了別人？旁白：白骨精不甘心，這次，她變成了那位女子的父親。白骨精：啊.......悟空：好你個(gè)妖精，你騙得了別人，可偏不了俺老孫?。ò坠蔷珖樀貌桓易髀暎┪蚩眨和恋?！山神?。ㄍ恋睾蜕缴癯鰣觯┪蚩眨耗銈儊斫o俺老孫作個(gè)證。悟空：師父你看，這個(gè)妖精被我打死現(xiàn)了原形，你看她脊椎上有一行字，真的就是‘白骨夫人’。我好心保護(hù)師父，你卻一再聽信那呆子胡說，屢次要趕我走。）唐僧：猴頭，有這個(gè)為證，我不再是你師父，你也不再是我徒弟。沙僧：大師兄，師父也只是一時(shí)氣話，你再勸勸就好。(悟空含淚再次磕頭拜別師父。T:(縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。B1:(接近三人，望著)Can I join you?我也可以玩嗎？J: I’m sorry, are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are ，姑娘。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)師傅，你還好吧？這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a ，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他們不是人，他們是妖精.）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!你，你??你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......師傅，猴哥這是??T: Don39。s intuition(直覺)??猴子的直覺。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal?S。m : Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)T: Let39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。ve called the :(搖醒B)You are under arrest.(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don39。s intuition(直覺)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I39。名人堂：眾名人帶你感受他們的驅(qū)動(dòng)人生馬云任志強(qiáng)李嘉誠柳傳志史玉柱what can we do？但是師傅 如果大師兄走了，有妖怪來我們怎么辦 T: Em??.It is a ,do you have any idea? 這倒是一個(gè)問題 悟空 你有什么辦法嗎？ S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is?..? 這是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s I made monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are being more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越來越知識淵博哦，知識就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 現(xiàn)在是我們展示自己的時(shí)間啦（放音樂《窮開心》三師徒開始跳舞）。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)don39。Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I39。you are ma 。m sorry(小聲)S: What? T: I39。t understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey39。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔過去）S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他們不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走錯(cuò)啦妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯(cuò) 唐指出）你走錯(cuò)啦 這邊 S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“ 假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......師傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個(gè)放伴奏）(謝幕)三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空、E：豬八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B變 成的村姑、B2：B變成的太婆、B3：B變化成的老頭、N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地圖E:(摸出，遞給S)S: oh，master，look！(湊近T)???（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）哦 師傅 你瞧??！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don39。ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years : Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can39。m : Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個(gè)放伴奏)T: Let39。s intuition(直覺)N: Excuse me, where is the iminal? S。J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two?..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wu