【正文】 thrill me half as much ?我們相擁起舞的歡愉 ? as dancing cheek to cheek ?噢我喜歡去釣魚 ? oh, I love to go out fishing ?在某個小溪或河流 ? in a river or a creek ?但那永遠(yuǎn)也比不上 ? but I don39。s 7:00 . 起床 小不點(diǎn) Wake up, little halflings! 早上好 巫師先生 Morning, wizzie! 今天又有什么樣的奇妙冒險(xiǎn)等著你呢 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 嗯 哦耶 Hmm. Oh, yeah! 我的父母總說我的想象力太過豐富了 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 但是我清晰的記得 But I clearly remember... 那個寶寶是被輛的士載過來的 The baby was delivered in a taxi. 哈 Huh? 什么鬼 What the... 嘿 Hey! 蒂姆 看看誰來啦 Tim, look who39。s with that outfit? 他為什么這么胖 為什么他盯著我看 Why39。s he staring at me? 他難道會空手道 這到底是怎么一回事 Does he know karate? What39。m up! I39。re ing! We39。t done to his immediate satisfaction... 他就會有他的對策 He had a fit. 啊 Argh! 他的奶瓶在哪 他一定要他的奶瓶 Where39。t sleep. 我知道 我也是 I know, bud. Me neither. 你的小弟弟現(xiàn)在需要特別關(guān)照 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 先這樣 再聊 Okay, good talk! 但是 沒事的 But... It39。s here. Daddy39。s so much worse than we thought. 媽 他光著屁股 Mom, he39。m naked! 說 光屁股 Say Naked. 不要啊 No! 啊 Ah. 誰是媽咪的小寶貝啊 Who39。s little cutie? 你是媽咪的小寶貝嘛 Are you mommy39。s daddy39。ll stay with the baby, and you... 或者該有寶寶來決定 Maybe the baby should decide. 你想跟誰待在一起啊 Who do you want to stay with you? 爹地或者媽咪 Daddy or mommy? 爹地 Or daddy? 他要他的媽咪 額 He wants his mommy. Ugh! 夠了 我們需要談一談 Okay, we need to talk! 私底下 In private. 喔 Oh. 當(dāng)然 關(guān)于什么呢 伙計(jì) Sure. About what, bud? 關(guān)于這個 bǎo b224。t even know him. 我們怎能相信他 How can we trust him? 拜托 他就是個小寶寶 Come on, he39。m the only one who thinks 怪怪的人嗎 there39。t it cute? He39。s... 喔 我不好說 有些詭異 Oh, I don39。s taking over the whole house! 是這樣嗎 Are you taking over the house? 是的 是的 是的 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 相信我 有一天你會真正了解這個小家伙的 Trust me, one day you39。s time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 那只講一個故事 How about one story... 三個抱抱和我的特別搖籃曲 Three hugs, and my special song? 只要我的特別搖籃曲 Just my special song? 媽 Mom? 爸 Dad? 嘿 Hey. 睡前時間怎么沒了 What happened to bedtime? 我們會在周一之前搞定的 弗朗西斯先生 We39。t cry! Don39。am, not yet. 不 我不是在給我自己找借口 No, I39。am, I know I39。m making great progress with the parents already. 就是常見的把戲 睡眠剝奪啊 絕食抗議啊 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 他們已經(jīng)無力思考了 They39。ve got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 他們什么都肯為我做 They do everything for me. 笑死人了 It39。am. You got the right baby for this job. 舉起手來 壞東西 Hands up, devil baby! 啊啊啊 嚇?biāo)辣敬鬆斄? Fart! Poop! Doodie! 我得去搞定那個小不點(diǎn)兒了 I39。s see if you can listen. 給我來一份意大利特濃咖啡 Get me a double Espresso... 再看看附近是否會有正宗壽司 And see if there39。d kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 剩下的錢 給你自己買點(diǎn)什么吧 Get yourself a little something. 你是誰 Who are you? 你叫我老板就行了 Let39。m the boss. 老板 你只是一個嬰兒啊 你還在穿尿布呢 The boss? You39。s who. 這就叫做效率 你不懂的 坦普爾頓 It39。m the boss. 本大爺可沒有這么多空閑時間呢 I don39。re not the boss of me. 我就是你的老板 I am the boss of you. 你才不是呢 No, you39。d pick you over me? 你覺得他們會選你而不是我么 With your track record? 你又不了解我 You don39。s how you wanna play it, huh? Let39。m sorry. Leslie! 大部分 你是怎么知道這些的 Mostly c39。t ride a bike without training wheels? 就算是一頭熊也會騎沒有輔助輪的自行車吧 萊斯利 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 出生日期顯示你已經(jīng) 7 歲了 Um... Dob says you39。m seven and a half. 正是 你老了 Exactly! You39。s time to make way for the next generation. 這就是世界的運(yùn)行法則 It39。ve got fresh batteries. 嘭 Boom! 爸爸媽媽根本不認(rèn)識你 Mom and dad don39。s only so much love to go around. 就 就像這些一樣 It39。 love. 全部的時間 全部的關(guān)注 All their time. All their attention. 這些全都是你的 You had all the beads. 但是后來我來了 But then I came along. 嬰兒會占據(jù)父母大量的時間 Babies take up a lot of time. 他們需要很多的關(guān)注 他們就得到了全部的愛 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 我們可以分享他們的愛啊 We could share. 看起來你絕對沒去過商學(xué)院 You obviously didn39。t add up. 他們沒有那么多的愛來分給我們兩個人 There39。s no place for Tim. 蒂姆就融不進(jìn)這個家了 Tim doesn39。s gonna be cutbacks. 我是不能被自己家炒魷魚的 You can39。s 7:00 . 起床啦 小不點(diǎn) Wake up, little half... 起來又有什么用 What39。s 7:00 . 你怎么啦 蒂莫西 Oh, what39。s no use, wizzie. 他把爸爸媽媽玩得團(tuán)團(tuán)轉(zhuǎn) He39。d never let him stay. 或許你可以提醒他們啊 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 我詛咒 With a great curse! 他不能通過 They shall not pass! 對啊 我得提醒他們 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 收集證據(jù)來提醒他們 With proof! 對 這就是我所需要的 證據(jù) That39。s 8:45 . 本忍者來也 Ninja. 本忍者來也 Ninja. 本忍者來也 Ninja. 本忍者來也 Whoa! 本忍者來也 Ninja. 到處都有小孩 他們在蔓延 Babies everywhere! They39。s going on? 這簡直是場入侵 It39。s a play date! 啊 Aw! 這張一定要留作紀(jì)念 That39。s a meeting, and you won39。ll see about that. 感謝你們在如此匆忙之間能趕來參加這個會議 Thank you all for ing here on such short notice. 在我們正式開始之前 Now, before we begin... 是的 在偷聽 Yes, sir! 在偷聽 在偷聽 Sure is! Affirmative! 金博 給他制造一點(diǎn)干擾 Jimbo, run some interference. 啊 Hey! 我們 We babies 要面臨一場危機(jī)了 哦 不會吧 are having a crisis! Oh, no! 太糟糕了 太可怕了 That39。s simpler if I just show you. 有請 泰迪 Teddy, if you please. 讓我來演給你們看 Let39。t getting as much love as we used to. 為什么 我們做錯事了么 Why? Have we been bad? 沒有 絲塔西 No, staci. 我會告訴你是誰做錯事了 But I39。s exactly the problem. 狗狗 這和狗狗有什么關(guān)系 Puppies? What39。ve always been a musthave item... 在愿望清單上總是排行第一 Number one on every wish list. 而狗狗只是附屬品而已 Puppies were merely accessories. 但是當(dāng)狗狗在新的設(shè)計(jì)模型下生產(chǎn)出來之后 But all that changed when the puppies began ing out... 這一切都變了 With new designer models. 每一只狗狗都比上一只更可愛 Each one more adorable than the last. 記得拉布拉多么 Remember the labradoodle? 茶杯犬 The peekapoo? 臘娃娃 The chiweenie? 試試說 臘娃娃 的時候不要笑 Try to say Chiweenie Without smiling. 不可能的 不要白白浪費(fèi)你們的時間了 Not possible. Don39。s number one in China. 哦 這太糟糕了 Oh, no. That39。re gonna launch it at the pet convention in las Vegas! 小心了 諸位 Watch out, world! 它肯定會在這次比賽中獨(dú)領(lǐng)風(fēng)騷 It39。s awful! 這可不是什么好消息啊 寶寶 Bad news, baby! 我們該怎么做呢 What are we going to do? 我的工作是找出這個新的狗狗到底是什么品種