【正文】 是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。第一個顧客：我要茶第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。s not that hot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。第一篇：英語三人短劇__搞笑顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務(wù)員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙！A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。t worry Sir it39?！澳惘偭藛?？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創(chuàng)新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。A:Waiter there39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。A:Waiter there39。s the hot water that kills （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp?！崩钅畹沟厍G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。m just have a vendor has gone to the : Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 39。ve been looking at you for two :