【正文】 lling Yangrouchuan will show you the very first Act happened in I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want , Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no : Tax!TAX!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi!Taxi!Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 39。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。t worry Sir it39。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。s the hot water that kills （Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高興狀)Thank u mirror!（面對觀眾）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the am so what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(畢恭畢敬): Honey, I am ：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive modity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr they will PK for the NO1 killer of the ：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華amp。ve been looking at you for two : It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: ’t waste my time!Please pay the tax10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?!My had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don39。re the loveliest people in new century!Dabao: Thank you!And you 39。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。A:Waiter there39。A:Waiter there39。服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？ 看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。ve forgotten it when I removed the other ，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。s ：look!he is getting close to ：young 3