英語三人短劇__搞笑-免費閱讀
【正文】 m pretty ,look at me and talk to can’t believe you39。永：morning，：morning,Cassie。A:Waiter there39。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。s not that hot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里?！澳惘偭藛?？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, one, want one, want : Hi, Dabao: : What a familiar : It’s you!Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax : 10 years past, you still sell is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of : 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years : Thank SARS, no dirtiness。t we? Do we?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what you39。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創(chuàng)新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。s not that hot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。A:Waiter there39。金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou?’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ you challenging me? 荊軻Off course!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂起兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。t cheat me, you39。re the loveliest tax collector in new era!X: Excuse me, and I have to go : A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the pany of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a have to go home now.(leaves)Dabao, See you : Hope to see you End第二篇：英語三人短劇 搞笑顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙！A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they39。s a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it39。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。A:Waiter there39。A:Waiter there39。m so glad to meet you are familiar to me!oh god!”xiaoqian why are you here ? i39。t have chance to ：i don‘t agree with is 男：what happened ?where i am ?where my sweetheart xiaoqian? xiaoqian? xiaoqian? Where are you ?繞教室跑下去,問班上的眾人who are you ? Where i am ? all of you look so strange!What happened? Tell me ,who can tell me ?
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