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出錢,jack一把搶過來,生氣地走了)S:(jack走后,路人掏掏口袋發(fā)現(xiàn))Where is my own 100 me my money.(追jack)完第四篇:英語三人短劇搞笑A:第一個顧客 B:服務員 C:第二個顧客 顧客:小心,你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務員:別擔心,先生,不是很燙!A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe I39。ll all be wanting ,湯里有只蒼蠅!我知道,先生,我們沒有另收錢。s a fly in my soup!C:No sir that39。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。ll have :(2nd customer:)Me tooand be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two one asked for the clean glass? 創(chuàng)新句子:我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。t worry Sir it39。I’m still : Have you claimed your tax this month? Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this : Your receipt, :(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by : Great!What a good taxpayer you : Thank is my ’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our : Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!Dabao: Let’s do it together!.It’s said that, Don39。ve sold more than 2 hundred : 6yuan, my dear , my lovely : Not for you ,not for me, let39。m just have a vendor has gone to the : Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 39。”李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。A:Waiter there39。我湯里有只蒼蠅!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,蒼蠅在你牛排里。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅!別擔心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它?!澳惘偭藛??”顧客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!” “什么?”服務員說,“你想讓它再掉地上?”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務員:茶或咖啡?先生。第一篇:英語三人短劇__搞笑顧客:小心,你的大拇指在我湯里了 服務員:別擔心,先生,不是很燙!A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don39。第一個顧客:我要茶第二個顧客:我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!服務員:兩杯茶,哪個要干凈的杯子? B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。A:Waiter there39。A:Waiter there39。s a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they39。s no extra charge!服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅!對不起,先生,我弄走那三個時忘了這個。s a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it39。t need any reason to win a 39。ve been here for 2 : Really ?(Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 39。s split the yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu:(looking around)All right ,a no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m have to change my I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!Act II : The next scene happened in new had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the welloff society in