【正文】 he :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。第一個顧客：我要茶第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。A:Waiter there39。s no extra charge!服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。t need any reason to win a 39。s split the yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu:(looking around)All right ,a no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m have to change my I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!Act II : The next scene happened in new had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the welloff society in an allround way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell ’s enjoy it!(In the market。s not that hot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。A:Waiter there39。t worry Sir it39。s a fly in my soup!B:Don39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。s the hot water that kills them.第五篇：三人英語小短劇三人小短劇主角：兩女一男，男的飾演寧采臣穿越而來，兩女是好朋友其中一人是小倩轉(zhuǎn)世而來。蟲：do you know me ？ I have no memory about ：what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ，和男的開始談話永：are you kidding ?we have never see must be something wrong with ：i39。ve forgot if you wear different clothing and everything looks strange ,i still remember your face ,your beautiful ：gentleman ,listen to me am not name is i do not know why you wear so different ,maybe you are playing a Timetravel TV series or it is just a ,game is have to ：no ,i do not know what you i am not joking at ，閃電劈了下來，小倩記起來了。永：what39。s a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there39。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里?！澳惘偭藛幔俊鳖櫩秃暗?，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the :Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。s no extra charge!服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。A:Waiter there39。第一個顧客：我要茶第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。Serve people, serve : Great!Have you??Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is （抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）Characters: , Xiaofu, Dabao : Tax is the major source of the fiscal is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 , the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor se