【正文】 s ：look!he is getting close to ：young 39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見(jiàn)，先生，要不別人都要。A:Waiter there39。s this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會(huì)干掉它。ve been looking at you for two : It’s a big bug!Xiaofu: ’t waste my time!Please pay the tax10 Yuan!Dabao: 10 yuan?!My had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒(méi)有另收錢。t worry Sir it39。s a cockroach the fly is on your ，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見(jiàn)，先生，要不別人都要。re gonna get.” I got it, Momma is （抱拳）：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?羊肉串和納稅人（英文小品）Characters: , Xiaofu, Dabao : Tax is the major source of the fiscal is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 , the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very first Act happened in I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want , Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no : Tax!TAX!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi!Taxi!Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 39。第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。s no extra charge!服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對(duì)不起，先生，我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè)。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。永：what39。蟲：do you know me ？ I have no memory about ：what? you forgot me ? Xiaoqian ,i am ，和男的開(kāi)始談話永：are you kidding ?we have never see must be something wrong with ：i39。ll all be wanting ，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒(méi)有另收錢。t worry Sir it39。t worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 39。s split the yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu:(looking around)All right ,a no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m have to change my I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!Act II : The next scene happened in new had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the welloff society in an allround way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell ’s enjoy it!(In the market。s no extra charge!服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對(duì)不起，先生，我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè)。第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I39。我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里?！崩钅畹沟厍G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荊軻: We don39。t wo